The Metal Detectorer... Story written by detectorist.. for fun

[chub]

it was all just a ploy!

 

[chub]

I did not mean to offend! could it be...

 

[chub]

Lets just push through it...

 

[Molewacker]

Taped my coil and wandered away - still a lot of daylight left in the day

 

[A2coins]

Stabbed my big toe while digging in the clay

 

[RustyGold]

I was burned out from detecting so took a nap in the hay..

 

[A2coins]

Didnt wake up till the morning Wife will be furious time to pray

 

[xr7ator]

Ah, heck, she'll be happy once we get to the play.

 

[ticndig]

So I said hey girl wanna play ? With hands on her hips and a look on her face she said hell yea there's relics all over this place. you swing yo thing and I'll dig the holes ,just don't don't be confused and call me a hoe.

 

[islamoradamark]

The only hoe I know is the one I use to dig that privy hole

 

[Molewacker]

Dropped the hoe and grabbed a shovel hoping for bottles with bubbles

 

[BigWaveDave]

But all I got was broken shards for my troubles

 

[MetalArchSC]

I said to myself “ Oh crap... pardon the pun”... Another conversation with just, me, myself and I.

 

[A2coins]

Quit yapping gotta find a piece of that pie

 

[UnderMiner]

Dug some more and found late uncle Fred; so that's where he lay, burried and dead.

 

[ticndig]

so you say ole fred is dead ? well my friend what more can be said.
he was caught down the street in another mans bed.

 

[islamoradamark]

Are ya sure he wasn't under the bed, rumor has it there was buried treasure under that bed

 

[A2coins]

My detector must have beeped, from the gold tooth in his head, ripped it out with pliers ...now the Kids can be fed...

 

[islamoradamark]

I found two gold teef, but had to sell them so I could buy some bread

 

[Trezurehunter]

Then I thought to myself, poor Uncle Fred. It's his teeth that I took, to feed my poor fam - then I thought again "I don't give a damned" !