The Truth about Marriage

[sniffer]

Now I've got him. No more beer, no more football, no more nights out with the boys.
he's all mine and I'm going to show him who's the boss LOL

 

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[Blacksheep]

Cannot show this to my wife, she may get idea`s and I could lose the last sanctuary
I have...my office.

 

[Lowbatts]

Is he crying or tossing his cookies?

 

[sniffer]

it may be both LOL

stay out of my mancave

 

[fossis]

Good one.

Fossis................

 

[BIG61AL]

You make a light hearted joke but the truth is that there are wives who rule the roost with a iron fist. I have to account where I am 24/7. I am not allowed to ever have cash while my wife can spend whatever amount she wants. If I as so much look at a younger slimmer woman for a brief instant it would result in a major fight. I literally walk though a public area with my head facing the ground. I have to ask permission to go detecting. If I want to buy something I have to sell my own stuff to pay for it. I used to beg for sex but over the years I have learned just not to ask anymore. We have not been intimate since some time in 2008. I don't feel like a man anymore. My spirit has been crushed.

 

[godisnum1]

Where can I get a woman like that? I've got no issues with any of the above...

Bran <><

 

[Ray S ECenFL]

You can only appreciate being single after you are married.... but then it is too late......

Ray S

 

[Monty]

I never have to beg for anything from my wife of 38 years. Not since I found out it didn't work about 37 years ago! M nty

 

[truckinbutch]

How do i adress this ? My old fat gal and I have been married for over 16 yrs , friends for 26 .
One hand washes the other in all decisions and our money is our money .
Sex is YES!!! Pick a flat place , standing , leaning , missionary ;as long as it is private .
Wish many of you could be so blessed .

 

[Cynangyl]

Sheesh, I guess I had it backwards...he was the boss...he controlled everything. Honestly, I do not wanna be the boss but I don't want a control freak either...and certainly better be plenty of....nevermind...dun want my post deleted! lol

 

[godisnum1]

Ok, just read some of the recent posts... and think I might have just thrown up in my mouth a little.
Might be time to UN-notify myself from this thread.

Bran <><

 

[eathabs]

Big61Al , brutal my man. As my wife would say, you made the bed, now you have to sleep in it.

Ask permission to detect? Are you crappin me?

habs

 

[stoney56]

All I can say is some marriages are an institution and some leads to one.

 

[Real de Tayopa Tropical Tramp]

Geeze monty & big All, wanna introduction to a very pretty sexy mule? Or check with ORO for a nice selection of sheep. Neither never talk back.

oops sorry blushing

Don Jose de La Mancha

 

[Monty]

Now you got me throwing up in my mouth a little Real de! How can you tell a pretty one from an ugly one? Never mind, I don't want to know. Most men would ride the burrow over to the Cantina where there are women. M nty

 

[truckinbutch]

Now you got me throwing up in my mouth a little Real de! How can you tell a pretty one from an ugly one? Never mind, I don't want to know. Most men would ride the burrow over to the Cantina where there are women. M nty

Beautifully put

 

[NGE]

Sex? What's that? Joint accounts here, except my hobby account and her hidden account that I just found out about . Ask for permission, sorta. I just consult the kitchen calender, if the day is a blank space, then I just say I have something planned and off I go . Arguments? Just small tiffs here and there, all better by the next day . We both pay the bills . Vacations, she never wants to go anywhere with me, then she complains I never take her anywhere We have had our ups and downs, but, now after 31 years of marriage.....What is Sex?....NGE

 

[Real de Tayopa Tropical Tramp]

hi MONTY, TRUCKIN, & NOW: YOU HAD ME LAUGHING SO MUCH MY WIFE WANTED TO KNOW WHAT WAS GOING ON.

Naturally I had switched to another post by the time that she arrived - I'm no fool, I am now an expert in dodging coffee cups.

So you reject a purty mule or ? eh? They never ask for money, carry no tales, etc., . , Look what you are missing -->




Apologies to our lovely gals, am just joking as you well know.

Don Jose de La Mancha

 

[Cynangyl]

~covers eyes~ Sheesh Don...posting girlfriends in lingerie certainly has to be against SOME rule!