The worst date you ever had

[lincha]

Hey Diggin, tell you about the worms? Well they are big fat and juicy, yuck. Great for fish though. I remember as a kid we had flashlights but were to poor to pay for the batteries, so we used to hunt for night crawlers barefooted. When you stepped on them they tickled your feet. One day as we got up at five a.m. to go fishing with my dad, he said he was so hungry he could eat a worm, so my brother who was four at the time put one on his plate of scrambled eggs, gross still can see it crawling on his plate.

 

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[spartacus53]

Next time I look at her and she is out of it, literally.

Right then I'd have bought her a cab home.
You gotta cut your losses.

Point taken. The only problem was that I didn't feel like shelling out what would have been $50-60 for the cab fair. It was probably just under 45 miles. Also, as I saw it the night was already a waste and I guess I wanted to see how much more I could endure.

 

[simonds]

I invited a very beautiful girl to meet me for lunch one time.
I was there right on time and waited about an hour for her to show up
When she shows, she said that she can't stay but would like to get her meal to take out.
That was my last date with her.

 

[Felinepeachy]

I think I've actually been someones worst date. While on a first date, I all of a sudden was sick and projectile vomited across the table onto my date.

 

[truckinbutch]

Had one that was barely legal to drink and finally ordered so many that she slid off her stool , out cold,
several drinks after I had tried to convince her that it was time to quit .
Enlisted two of my friends to help carry her to the car and deliver her home .
We positioned her on her back , arms folded over her chest with her purse parked between her bosoms on the front porch .
Then I rang the doorbell to let her parents know she was home and left .

 

[Frankn]

Actually never had what I would call a bad date, but the other half of that date might have a different view. I couldn't call a woman 'manhole' or talk about 'watermelons'. That's just kinda beyond me. Sorry, but that ain't right.
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Rginn: Different time {50's}, different place, different customs! I agree with you now, but that was then!!

 

[Dano Sverige]

Not my worst date...far from it in fact, but at the time of meeting i thought my life was over,lol!

Friend fixes me up on my first ever blind date.He met a girl who "has a friend" etc etc, they live outside the city so we pack a tent,jump the train, and decide to make a weekend of it as where they live has tree's and grass and cows that walk about and don't just sit on a plate covered in gravy!
We jump off the train in this sleepy little village and meet his girl, whose father owns a farm,with a field...so up goes the tent!
We sit outside a country pub in the sunshine while my friends girl goes and gets my date.
"Oh she lives in a pub eh?" My friend just winks.
Out they come and i get my first look at my blind date...5'10", Long blonde hair, large and extremely fine boobs with excessive amounts of cleavage,long long legs in stillettoes..Gorgeous!
It turns out she doesn't live there...she's the barmaid, and trust me,she's the barmaid you want serving you everytime!
"Hi"..she beams "i'm Michelle.Lovely to meet you at last."
This is where the terror begins!
I'm stood there facing a gorgeous 18 year old barmaid who looks like she just left the set of a porn film...and i'm FOURTEEN years old!!!

Ever since that day i've always considered country girls to be a little...stupid! lol (i'd been told to tell her i was 17!), But dayum she taught me things i never knew had been invented!

Best and worst date i've ever had.Best camping trip ever, and could have done a lot worse for that "you never forget your first" experience!
Shame we never went back again, But it turned out they were ex girlfriends of members of the local biker gang...and me and my mate were the main event in a brutal beating - date to be arranged!

 

[jeff of pa]

I think I've actually been someones worst date. While on a first date, I all of a sudden was sick and projectile vomited across the table onto my date.

I don't remember her name,
only had that happen once.
& She opened her door to throw up, and it
was time to take her home anyway so it
didn't matter.

I Just heald my breath to kiss her goodnight.

 

[Bum Luck]

Next time I look at her and she is out of it, literally.

Right then I'd have bought her a cab home.
You gotta cut your losses.

Point taken. The only problem was that I didn't feel like shelling out what would have been $50-60 for the cab fair. It was probably just under 45 miles. Also, as I saw it the night was already a waste and I guess I wanted to see how much more I could endure.

Well, it's not like I haven't left 'em at the restaurant either. Left a couple of them in church New Years Eve at midnight - e-eyou! smelled bad and was an awful experience all the way around. Took a cab home myself.

Sorry about your experience.

 

[spartacus53]

Sorry about your experience.

As I see it , a bad experience is just that, a bad experience and I am sure there will be more at some point. All we can do is get through them, and see the humor in it later.

There was one other unpleasant experience I had when I was in my early 20's. My girlfriend and I had made plans to go dancing in New Rochelle, NY. This was a good 45 minute to an hours ride from the Bronx. The only problem was that my girlfriend had one of her old girlfriends that had just moved back into the neighborhood and asked if I had a problem with her joining us. I had no problem until this girl decided that she wanted to go to a club in Manhattan. Now here we have the 3rd wheel trying to steer my car. After I explained that parking was next to impossible in the city, I preferred going to a club with ample parking. She then agreed to my destination, only to start again with how much better Manhattan was. Best part is that she never set foot in New Rochelle. Seconds later my girlfriend was saying, well let's got to Manhattan. I said no problem, turned around and headed toward the subway where I let them out and told them to have a good time. I went solo to New Rochelle that night, nothing great happened, but them again I had piece of mind