Things NOT to say on the Chisholm Trail Hunt

[mastereagle22]

Ok let's have a little fun with this one ladies and guys. Since it is sooooo close.

1. I wonder who the sheriff is here to get?

2. What is that smell (looking down at shoes with unknown substance smeared on them that you just stepped in)

 

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[godisnum1]

*the voice of a noob*
You mean I really have to fill all the holes back in...
*turns around and looks at the minefield*

Bran <><

 

[mastereagle22]

3. What do you mean I can't recover this? (with a bumper from a buried car sticking out of the ground)

 

[Jeffro]

Is that a pinpointer in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

 

[stoney56]

I thought you brought the extra batteries.

 

[stoney56]

"Could you see if that fence is electrified?"

"Is that horse friendly?"

 

[River Rat]

Do not under any circumstances ask Monty about the blue plaid shirt. Let that shirt R.I.P.

RR

 

[mastereagle22]

Where is the McDonalds (insert favorite chain restaurant name here) at?

 

[mastereagle22]

Hey everyone where's Dorothy?

 

[Mental Granny]

Bull?--What Bull?

YOU SAID YOU PUT THE DETECTORS IN THE BACK!!!!!~!

 

[mastereagle22]

No You DID!

 

[stoney56]

Gee, Caldwell looked so much bigger in the satellite photo.

 

[mastereagle22]

Who'd a thunk a guy could get in some much trouble metal detecting?

 

[stevesno]

Officer you don't know who you're messing with!
My friend Stan is the cock of the walk around here and he'll have your job if you're not careful!

 

[Burdie]

Sorry CTH is cancelled
Burdie

 

[Noodle]

(deeeeep voice...)

"git a rope"

 

[River Rat]

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Stampede!!​

 

[Noodle]

Rat, those pogo sticks look almost like MDs!

 

[River Rat]

I thought the same thing!!

 

[warsawdaddy]

DRAW!