Tired of those pesky people when your water hunting? My Shirt.

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TreasureTales said:
finderzzs said:
TreasureTales said:
Well, I hate to rain on your parade, but......it's not ORDINANCE, it's actually ORDNANCE. NO "I". Sorry. :(
DAM SPELL CHECKER... :'(


Hey, wouldn't you rather learn about the spelling error from a friend at TreasureNet rather than some smart alec at the beach? :D
You better believe it. Then again, who wants to be near a retarded bomb technician. :help:
 

Great shirt! Great idea!! The only thing missing is something that looks like a bomb or grenade. Hand it to them while saying "here hold this verry carefully, then walk away :o Be sure to video tape it! That might be your $10000 video ::)
 

I have to get me one of those - that is genius
 

Well you all can make all of them you want yourselves. They sell an iron on paper at the office stores. Just type up what you want it to say, reverse it and print it out!!! I'll even let you steal my idea so long as your not selling my idea :angel5:
 

Always wear headphones, and act like you don't hear 'em. If they yell, just point to your headphones and shake your head. Then turn in a another direction away from 'em. If you start talking, you've had it. If you do start talking, talk like a foreigner. Arab, Italian, etc. I did that one time in Dallas. The guy that was trying to get money from me, just looked at me, as if he didn't know what to say. We just kept walking, and he continued to look at us, like we had three heads. It was hilarious!
 

detectit said:
Always wear headphones, and act like you don't hear 'em. If they yell, just point to your headphones and shake your head. Then turn in a another direction away from 'em. If you start talking, you've had it. If you do start talking, talk like a foreigner. Arab, Italian, etc. I did that one time in Dallas. The guy that was trying to get money from me, just looked at me, as if he didn't know what to say. We just kept walking, and he continued to look at us, like we had three heads. It was hilarious!

My #1 response for people asking for money (panhandlers) is, "Yeah, ya got change for a hundred?" Hasn't failed yet! My buddy tried it on a crack head, he ended up sending the crack head across the street to the drug store to see if they could change a hundred. As he said, "The guys their problem now." ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
 

I am usually in a good mood and don't mind sharing the hobby, but I gotta admit that it does get rather tedious. I can't believe how some parents let their kids just follow me down the beach, like a super long ways, are they stupid or what in today's age. I had these 2 really annoying kids that keep after me while water hunting they were on those little foam boards, well they kept getting in my way running into me and such, finally one of them asked what I was looking for, I told them sharks, and I was glad they were around because being smaller then myself they would surely attract them.

Another time this super rude kid who was about 8 follwed me and everywhere down the wet sand and everytime I would go to scoop he would drop down in front of me and madly start digging too and get in the way. I told him to move back, I told him that he was going to get his fingers chopped by the scoop or knocked in the head if he didn't move, and still he continued. Worse when I found a quarter he tried to reach in the scoop and grab it from me. I had enough walked back to where the mom was and informed her that I wasn't a baby sitting service and that she needed to keep her kid out of my way because he could get hurt. She was quite offended but I just cranked the headphones up and walked off.

I need a shirt that says: Does it look like I want to talk to you??? With a picture of headphones over the words.
 

txkickergirl said:
I am usually in a good mood and don't mind sharing the hobby, but I gotta admit that it does get rather tedious. I can't believe how some parents let their kids just follow me down the beach, like a super long ways, are they stupid or what in today's age. I had these 2 really annoying kids that keep after me while water hunting they were on those little foam boards, well they kept getting in my way running into me and such, finally one of them asked what I was looking for, I told them sharks, and I was glad they were around because being smaller then myself they would surely attract them.

Another time this super rude kid who was about 8 follwed me and everywhere down the wet sand and everytime I would go to scoop he would drop down in front of me and madly start digging too and get in the way. I told him to move back, I told him that he was going to get his fingers chopped by the scoop or knocked in the head if he didn't move, and still he continued. Worse when I found a quarter he tried to reach in the scoop and grab it from me. I had enough walked back to where the mom was and informed her that I wasn't a baby sitting service and that she needed to keep her kid out of my way because he could get hurt. She was quite offended but I just cranked the headphones up and walked off.

I need a shirt that says: Does it look like I want to talk to you??? With a picture of headphones over the words.
Boy don't I know those kids all to well. And like you said, in today's day and age, I can't believe parents don't watch their precious little kids wandering off with a stranger. We could always make a shirt that says "Convicted pedophile" and see how much room we have then. :evil6: :evil6:
I hope everyone knows I'm kidding...
 

finderzzs said:
txkickergirl said:
I am usually in a good mood and don't mind sharing the hobby, but I gotta admit that it does get rather tedious. I can't believe how some parents let their kids just follow me down the beach, like a super long ways, are they stupid or what in today's age. I had these 2 really annoying kids that keep after me while water hunting they were on those little foam boards, well they kept getting in my way running into me and such, finally one of them asked what I was looking for, I told them sharks, and I was glad they were around because being smaller then myself they would surely attract them.

Another time this super rude kid who was about 8 follwed me and everywhere down the wet sand and everytime I would go to scoop he would drop down in front of me and madly start digging too and get in the way. I told him to move back, I told him that he was going to get his fingers chopped by the scoop or knocked in the head if he didn't move, and still he continued. Worse when I found a quarter he tried to reach in the scoop and grab it from me. I had enough walked back to where the mom was and informed her that I wasn't a baby sitting service and that she needed to keep her kid out of my way because he could get hurt. She was quite offended but I just cranked the headphones up and walked off.

I need a shirt that says: Does it look like I want to talk to you??? With a picture of headphones over the words.
Boy don't I know those kids all to well. And like you said, in today's day and age, I can't believe parents don't watch their precious little kids wandering off with a stranger. We could always make a shirt that says "Convicted pedophile" and see how much room we have then. :evil6: :evil6:
I hope everyone knows I'm kidding...
I don't know around here, wearing a shirt with anything pedophile on it would probably lead to another guy walking down the beach with a detector trying to find your body with the knife in the back ;D NOPE NOPE wouldn't even think of it ;D ;D ;D
 

boogeyman said:
finderzzs said:
txkickergirl said:
I am usually in a good mood and don't mind sharing the hobby, but I gotta admit that it does get rather tedious. I can't believe how some parents let their kids just follow me down the beach, like a super long ways, are they stupid or what in today's age. I had these 2 really annoying kids that keep after me while water hunting they were on those little foam boards, well they kept getting in my way running into me and such, finally one of them asked what I was looking for, I told them sharks, and I was glad they were around because being smaller then myself they would surely attract them.

Another time this super rude kid who was about 8 follwed me and everywhere down the wet sand and everytime I would go to scoop he would drop down in front of me and madly start digging too and get in the way. I told him to move back, I told him that he was going to get his fingers chopped by the scoop or knocked in the head if he didn't move, and still he continued. Worse when I found a quarter he tried to reach in the scoop and grab it from me. I had enough walked back to where the mom was and informed her that I wasn't a baby sitting service and that she needed to keep her kid out of my way because he could get hurt. She was quite offended but I just cranked the headphones up and walked off.

I need a shirt that says: Does it look like I want to talk to you??? With a picture of headphones over the words.
Boy don't I know those kids all to well. And like you said, in today's day and age, I can't believe parents don't watch their precious little kids wandering off with a stranger. We could always make a shirt that says "Convicted pedophile" and see how much room we have then. :evil6: :evil6:
I hope everyone knows I'm kidding...
I don't know around here, wearing a shirt with anything pedophile on it would probably lead to another guy walking down the beach with a detector trying to find your body with the knife in the back ;D NOPE NOPE wouldn't even think of it ;D ;D ;D
You and me both. I wouldn't dream of it either. It was a joke...
 

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