I am usually in a good mood and don't mind sharing the hobby, but I gotta admit that it does get rather tedious. I can't believe how some parents let their kids just follow me down the beach, like a super long ways, are they stupid or what in today's age. I had these 2 really annoying kids that keep after me while water hunting they were on those little foam boards, well they kept getting in my way running into me and such, finally one of them asked what I was looking for, I told them sharks, and I was glad they were around because being smaller then myself they would surely attract them.
Another time this super rude kid who was about 8 follwed me and everywhere down the wet sand and everytime I would go to scoop he would drop down in front of me and madly start digging too and get in the way. I told him to move back, I told him that he was going to get his fingers chopped by the scoop or knocked in the head if he didn't move, and still he continued. Worse when I found a quarter he tried to reach in the scoop and grab it from me. I had enough walked back to where the mom was and informed her that I wasn't a baby sitting service and that she needed to keep her kid out of my way because he could get hurt. She was quite offended but I just cranked the headphones up and walked off.
I need a shirt that says: Does it look like I want to talk to you

With a picture of headphones over the words.