Todays thought

[Maui Mike]

Re: Today's thought

Never pass up a chance to use the restroom before going detecting..... a bush might not be near by..lol
shaka mikey

 

[mastereagle22]

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Learn from the mistakes of others. You can't live long enough to make them all yourself.

 

[Cynangyl]

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Learn from the mistakes of others. You can't live long enough to make them all yourself.

Oh I dunno....I got a doggone good start!!

 

[Mental Granny]

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Didn't you read my book on them ...


Next one is going to be titled "How To Pi$$ People Off " without really trying!"

Or In Other Words " Just Being Me! "

 

[truckinbutch]

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Eat a live toad each morning.......That will be the worst thing you have to face all day....

 

[nhbenz]

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Put on a little lipstick....

...you'll be fine!

Put lipstick on a Wookie, and it's still a Wookie, (not that I recommend trying it).

 

[mastereagle22]

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If you wake up in the morning, check the obits and you aren't there, you're off to a good start.

 

[sniffer]

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if you open your eyes in the morning and your body hurts, you know you still have to go to work

 

[Mental Granny]

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DANG !

 

[Cynangyl]

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if you open your eyes in the morning and your body hurts, you know you still have to go to work

That is not a nice one!! No slappin folks in the face with reality in the morning, ok?? lol

 

[DD-777]

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Here's something disturbing...

April 3, 2004 - "SPAM A RAMA"

Someone set a record for eating SPAM - 6 POUNDS in 12 minutes...

 

[SandFiddler]

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Here's something disturbing...

April 3, 2004 - "SPAM A RAMA"

Someone set a record for eating SPAM - 6 POUNDS in 12 minutes...

Where there any survivors?

 

[Cynangyl]

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Here's something disturbing...

April 3, 2004 - "SPAM A RAMA"

Someone set a record for eating SPAM - 6 POUNDS in 12 minutes...

Disturbing indeed! ewwwwww

 

[nhbenz]

Re: Today's thought

If my dog had eaten as much homework as I said he did, he'd be passing firelogs.

 

[DD-777]

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When life gives you lemons, forget the lemonade....make marguaritas.

Don't forget to invite us...

 

[Mental Granny]

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Eat breakfast like a king ......eat lunch like a prince.....eat dinner like a kid with a maxed out credit card !

 

[DD-777]

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When life gives you lemons, forget the lemonade....make marguaritas.

Don't forget to invite us...

You're all invited. Bring your own lemons, I'll provide the potent stuff.

right on !

 

[vibes]

Re: Today's thought

Some days,
it's not even worth
chewing through
the restraints

pass the margarita pitcher, please

 

[greydigger]

Re: Today's thought

The earliest thought I ever had -
I went on a picnic with my father
and went home with my mother...

 

[mastereagle22]

Re: Today's thought

“A people that values its privileges above its principles soon loses both.”