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Could a group of sasquatches be considered bigfeet?



Bean
 

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When a car keeps blowing fuses and you can't find the short circuit,
put a piece of wire in the fuse holder and follow the smoke. Problem solved!!!! :)



Bean
 

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You can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish.
When geese are flying in a V shape do you know why one leg is longer? - There are more geese on that side.
You can't inflate a flat cat.
In the end, no-one gets out of this world alive.
If I can give a smile to 1 stranger per day it is worth it.
 

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TreasureTales said:
If I had it all to do over again.....I'd do the same dumb things, no doubt about it.
Sleep less and party harder 'cause ,sadly,youth is wasted on the young.
 

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Dont take good health for granted!
 

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veni vici vd
I came I saw I canchored

Latin for I messed up
( not me, just saw that somewhere)
 

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Say thank-you alot!

Say Please alot!
 

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Maybe the leaves lose the green color as the fall rains wash it away.
That's why the ocean is green.
:tongue3:
 

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All we are is dust in the wind.
 

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The frost is on the vine !


Well at least suposed to be tomorrow night!
 

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I used to give a crap, now I take a pill for that...
 

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mastereagle22 said:
I used to give a crap, now I take a pill for that...
here here :thumbsup:
 

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Nick really is correct.

One of the most difficult things in the world to do is maintain a relationship.
It takes a lot of work, all the time.

It would indeed be a bad idea to go to sleep without resolving a problem.

John Wayne Bobbitt didn't resolve his problems before he went to sleep!

:o
rmptr
 

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rmptr said:
John Wayne Bobbitt didn't resolve his problems before he went to sleep!

:o
rmptr

I would have resolved it when I woke up. That wouldn't work with all men.
 

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"Labor to keep alive in your breast that little spark of celestial fire called conscience"


Quote from Farmers Almanac
 

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Even my imaginary friend doesn't like BHO, or MCCain for that matter... ::)
 

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TreasureTales said:
Wasn't his last name perfect for his story? I loved that whole story - the evil husband getting his weaner wacked off by the poor maligned wife. It was poetic, humorous, just, and a good lesson for all men...What God has giveth, woman can cutteth off. ;D

This was YOUR quote, not MINE.

But, I'll take the olive branch. :)
 

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