Treehugger

Mighty AP · Mar 7, 2010

While walking through Golden Gate Park in San Francisco , a man came upon another man hugging a tree with his ear firmly against the tree.

Seeing this he inquired, "Just out of curiosity, what the heck are you doing?"

"I'm listening to the music of the tree," the other man replied.

"You've gotta be kiddin' me."

"No, would you like to give it a try?"

Understandably curious, the man says, "Well, OK..." So he wrapped his arms around the tree & pressed his ear up against it. With this, the other guy slapped a pair of handcuffs on him, took his wallet, jewelry, car keys, then stripped him naked and left.

Two hours later another nature lover strolled by, saw this guy handcuffed to the tree butt naked, and asked, "What the heck happened to you?"

He told the guy the whole terrible story about how he got there.

When he finished telling his story, the other guy shook his head in sympathy, walked around behind him, kissed him gently behind the ear and said,

"This just ain't gonna be your day.............cupcake...."

spartacus53 · Mar 7, 2010

Doooh........ :laughing9:

stefen · Mar 7, 2010

ONLY IN SAN FRANCISCO (PALM SPRINGS, LAGUNA BEACH, LONG BEACH, AND A BUTT FULL OF OTHER PLACES)

wayne_sa · Mar 7, 2010

I think situations like these happen but rearly.

stefen · Mar 8, 2010

wayne_sa said:
I think situations like these happen but rearly.

I would think a guy would be very sore if that happened often :laughing7:

truckinbutch · Mar 8, 2010

Prompted by numerous complaints ; PA State Police converged on the Lone Pine rest area on
I-79 northbound , notorious for blatant gay trysts , and found several nude men cavorting through the wooded area and one nude man handcuffed to a tree . That man was identified as a Catholic priest from northern WV .
That rest area was subsequently closed and is now a staging area for PENDOT . The southbound area remains open as a rest area and weigh station where only truckers get screwed . :tongue3: