Careful now!
A person is what they are, not what you say!
While beauty may be to the eyes of the beholder, when one creates beauty, one also create ugliness. The flip side is also true as you cannot have one without the other.
When I surfed I wore long loose fitting Hawaiian trunks over my speedos. Now that those trunks no longer fit, I guess I will have to wear a barrel with suspenders to keep the fashion police at the beach happy. Whats a non skinny woman to do if she should not wear a one piece bathing suit, wear a bikini? (LOL).
Complain, complain, and complain: Too much sand at the beach, somebody tried to talk to me, there was a detectorist where I usually hunt, yada, yada, yada.
Just out of curiosity, what would be your comments if she had a metal detector beside her while sunbathing in the same attire?
Regarding coil control would she be a sweeper or a swinger?
How/where would she carry pouches for valuables and trash?
Assuming this is an entry level detector (no discrimination) should she stay near the towel line on dry sand?
In the interest of safety, don’t forget to politely inform her to cover all holes (beach etiquette) and wish her luck, before leaving.