BVI,
You are too puny to wear two tanks, even a little one........( pun intended)
Little tank story for you.........
There I was thinking because I am a fairly big bloke, you would have to be enormously strong to beat me at "who can carry the most scuba tanks" competition. So off I go staggering around with 8 tanks strategically placed around my body in their back packs as follows.
1 and 2 slung over my right shoulder
3 and 4 slung over my left shoulder
5 on my back and 6 on my front
7 and 8 held one in each hand
Now, the other Kevin photographed on the right is clearly much smaller than the Rolling Stones fan (me) on the left. So I knew I had him beaten with this demonstration of immense strength. So imagine my chagrin ( that's a posh word for being really pissed off) When................
He waddled out of the swimming pool area, with all of the tanks mentioned above, in exactly the same place as me (big cheater watching my gargantuan effort) and .......wait for it........... roll on the drums.......... the little %$#@ (make up your own swear word) had one in his teeth by the strap.
You can imagine I am sure, how dumb I felt thinking, because I was big and strong - it made me smart. Oh well, back to the drawing board..............
