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What's up with todays teachers??
Our teacher asked us what our favorite animal was,
and I said, "Fried Chicken." She said I wasn't funny,
but she couldn't have been right, everyone else in the
class laughed.
My parents told me to always be truthful and honest,
and I am. Fried chicken is my favorite animal. I told
my dad what happened, and he said my teacher was
probably a member of PETA. He said they love
animals very much. I do, too. Especially chicken,
pork and beef.
Anyway, my teacher sent me to the principal's office.
I told him what happened, and he laughed too. Then
he told me not to do it again.
The next day in class my teacher asked me what my
favorite live animal was. I told her it was chicken.
She asked me why, just like she'd asked the other
children. So I told her it was because you could make
them into fried chicken. She sent me back to the
principal's office again. He laughed, and told me not
to do it again.
I don't understand. My parents taught me to be honest,
but my teacher doesn't like it when I am. Today, my
teacher asked us to tell her what famous person we
admire most.
I told her, "Colonel Sanders".
Guess where I am now . . .
Our teacher asked us what our favorite animal was,
and I said, "Fried Chicken." She said I wasn't funny,
but she couldn't have been right, everyone else in the
class laughed.
My parents told me to always be truthful and honest,
and I am. Fried chicken is my favorite animal. I told
my dad what happened, and he said my teacher was
probably a member of PETA. He said they love
animals very much. I do, too. Especially chicken,
pork and beef.
Anyway, my teacher sent me to the principal's office.
I told him what happened, and he laughed too. Then
he told me not to do it again.
The next day in class my teacher asked me what my
favorite live animal was. I told her it was chicken.
She asked me why, just like she'd asked the other
children. So I told her it was because you could make
them into fried chicken. She sent me back to the
principal's office again. He laughed, and told me not
to do it again.
I don't understand. My parents taught me to be honest,
but my teacher doesn't like it when I am. Today, my
teacher asked us to tell her what famous person we
admire most.
I told her, "Colonel Sanders".
Guess where I am now . . .
