WHEN OVER FORTY

[Frankn]

When over forty, you stop to think of something and forget to start again.

 

[Frankn]

When over 40, you realize certain foods just aren't compatable with your gastrointestinal system.

 

[Frankn]

When over 40, you participate in a ball game on Sunday and hurt until Wednesday.

 

[RGINN]

Forty ain't no big thing. That's what all of us over 55 like to think. And at 56, I like it when they ask for my ID at the liquor store.

 

[bbqbull]

Forty ain't no big thing. That's what all of us over 55 like to think. And at 56, I like it when they ask for my ID at the liquor store.

RGINN is speaking the gospel here.
Thank you sir.

 

[Frankn]

IT'S MEANT AS A JOKE AND IT'S UP TO YOU TO SEE IF IT APPLIES.
TO PROVE MY POINT, I AM 73 AND AM STILL OUT THERE SWINGING A COIL. AND I CAN STILL COVER 600MI. A DAY IN MY MH. SO CLASSIFY YOURSELF AND LET THE JOKE GO ON!

 

[Frankn]

WHEN OVER 40, PROFFESSIONAL ATHLETES SEEM TO LOOK YOUNGER. SO DO POLICEMAN.

 

[Daedalus]

When over 40 you find out why almost everyone that age wears Glasses !

 

[lonesomebob]

Frankin ; at 79 I am swinging a coil too,when its not too cold, now have 6in of snow, thats too cold. Bob

 

[boogeyman]

When over fifty, you wonder why it only took you .2 seconds to kneel down to dig your find and took you 2.2 minutes to get back up again.

What was the topic again?

 

[jeff of pa]

at 55 I feel 21 when I'm out detecting.

I Quit for the day when I Feel 55


but when I get home I feel 110

 

[Frankn]

JEFF, I would venture a guess that most people over 50 have bodies that produce the same results. I would also venture a guess that if you detected every day the 110 part would vanish. It's the use after a long disuse that causes the pain.

 

[bigscoop]

At 52 I can still do all the things I could do at 25 or 35, I just can't do them as fast, or as well, or as often, or as long, or all at once, etc.
Actually, I'm still in great shape..........thanks to all the replacement parts!

 

[Frankn]

When over 40,college age people start calling you MISTER.

 

[diggummup]

When over 40,college age people start calling you MISTER.

Yeah, either that or they call you SIR.

 

[Ray S S]

You also think doctors, nurses, and Lawyers all look like kids.

And the floor and ground seems a lot farther down than it used to.

Ray

 

[Chug And Red]

When over 40, you realize certain foods just aren't compatable with your gastrointestinal system.

Got that one right, Chug loves His beer but! It does not love him when he is sleeping, OMG GAS Attack Red

 

[Treasure_Hunter]

When your over 60 you wonder who the hell is that in the mirror, and what did they do with my real reflection.....

I am working out at the gym 3-4 days a week to see if I can change it.......LOL

 

[Seamuss]

When over 40,college age people start calling you MISTER.

At 63 I still call college age people sir and ma'am. Try it for a few weeks and you won't fell so old at 40. Of course my family has a bad habit of being as active at 80 as they are at 40. Just not as fast at doing it.

 

[naturegirl]

When you are over 40, you realize there 'ain't no way' you are ever going to make everyone happy, so you quit trying....and then you are happy