Why did the turkey cross the road?

hvacker · Nov 24, 2016

To get to my table!

Honest Samuel · Nov 24, 2016

To get away from a hunter.

G.I.B. · Nov 24, 2016

That looks like a New Hampshire turkey, in New Mexico?

aa battery · Nov 24, 2016

oh my

smokeythecat · Nov 24, 2016

To chase the mail truck like a couple years ago on youtube.

hvacker · Nov 25, 2016

G.I.B. said:
That looks like a New Hampshire turkey, in New Mexico?

It is Deerfield NH. I didn't know there were NH turkeys

Palmetto Pony · Nov 25, 2016

hvacker said:
Why did the turkey cross the road?

Ooo Ooo, I know this one.... because I had set up my deep fryer pot on the other side of it?!

against the wind · Nov 25, 2016

Oh look, ,, an Albercooky, New Mexico Turkey.

SusanMN · Nov 26, 2016

Because they are ugly bad natured birds and there was probably someone on the other side they wanted to harass. Had a enormous one last year that took over a section of sidewalk as his own personal space and did not allow anyone to pass without making noise and gestures like he would attack. Stayed in the same darn spot for a good part of the summer succeeded in keeping people off his sidewalk.

smokeythecat · Nov 26, 2016

I had a goat sit on my back today, uninvited. And he went after my Coca Cola bottle. Like who wants what's left after a GOAT tries to get a drink of it? Does he count as a turkey?

wainzoid · Nov 26, 2016

Why did the turkey cross the road?

To show the skunks and opossums, that it can actually be done.

Honest Samuel · Nov 26, 2016

We have a lot of wild turkeys in Connecticut.

smokeythecat · Nov 27, 2016

And in Washington.

hvacker · Nov 28, 2016

Actually in New Mexico too. Somewhere here.

SusanMN · Nov 28, 2016

I lived in the country growing up and suburbs the rest of my life and never saw a wild turkey for at least the first 50 years. Now those darn birds are everywhere, like they have figured out no one can shoot them if they hang out on sidewalks. Clearly there needs to be more turkey hunting.

coinman123 · Nov 29, 2016

hvacker said:
It is Deerfield NH. I didn't know there were NH turkeys

I live very close to there. I know there are a ton of turkeys where I live, I see them all the time, not sure they are different than turkeys from any other state though lol.