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texastee2007 said:
vibes said:
...do women paint their toenails and men don't? I mean I've seen gnarlier toenails on more men than women.

Isn't menstruation enough? it's so unfair.

OH how I have embraced Mentalpause.... One of God's best inventions....and yes I meant to spell it that way...LOL

.................................................................................did you say somethin Tee?? :wink:



I call em brain-farts. Im very gassy. :D
 
Good Lord you people are crazier than me. No wonder I act the way I do. Ok my nails are dry I can put my shoes on now. :thumbsup:
 
My toenails a well kept ...

Straight cut ... Minimal white & cuticle ...

In fact ... If I painted them I would hide all the hard work I put into keeping them ...

:-* ... Al
 
I do, but only when the color matches my "thong"!
And don't you just hate it when it starts to creep up your......
Carl
 
Go to the Rubber Room, you'll see plenty of men menstruating!
Carl
 
CurbdiggerCarl57 said:
Go to the Rubber Room, you'll see plenty of men menstruating!
Carl

I wish I could visit the rubber room, but that is for mature people only :P
 
I once went to my hair cutter and while waiting for my spouse to have his hair cut, I got busy with the nail polishes that were left all alone in a corner. Before I knew it, I was possessed of 20 different nail colors on all digits. The next day when I went to work, I was called into the MAJOR boss's office. Never did I do that again, but it was fun for a change. Now in my 60's, I'd do it in a heartbeat.
 
Seeing some of the feet/toes on Tnet I would cut them off not paint them :tongue3:. Most mens feet are ug!, we don't take care of feet, as a rule, as much as women do. I have "Dupitrons" a genetic constriction of the tendon sheaths in both the hands and feet. As a consequence I had an operation that involved ,whilst awake, the flaying of my hand, the scraping of my tendon sheaths, a graft being cut from my fore arm and the said graft being sown into the palm of my hand. As such I will go to any length to avoid the same on my feet. Thus my hate of anything feet wise :tongue3:.

hammered
 
texastee2007 said:
I just asked if I could paint my hubbies toenails in my most serious wife voice.....the look I got was scary. I guess you don't do those things in Texas...LOL

Wait til he's asleep Tee..............dont forget the pics! :icon_thumright:
I'd like to see a sparkly chartruse on those lil' piggies! :o
 
My contention has always been that humans are much like the rest of the animal world. When I use the term "men" I am referring to MOST men, not all. Some men are just different. Basically the male of the species is just "naturally" better looking in most cases. Look at birds, the males are brightly colored whereas the females are dull in appearance. The male lion has a gorgeous mane, the female doesn't. Male deer, elk and moose have majestic looking racks on their heads and the females don't. Now, with humans, the male might try to draw attention to himself by displaying wealth in the form of material things like a pricey car or fancy clothes because the female is quite shallow in what it takes to impress them...........................initially that is. After the first couple nights they want things like commitment, respect, loyalty and all that other nonsense! The guy doesn't have to: dye his hair, shave his legs or armpits, file and polish his nails (fingers or toes), get breast enlargements, facelifts, trim eyebrows, use eye liner, paint lips, apply face powders and cheek coloring or get a fancy/pricey hairstyle. Guys are ok with a bit of a beer belly, women aren't and will get it sucked out of them if they're too lazy to exercise; whatever it takes to impress others. Are those real eyelashes?? So, in a nutshell, you do it 'cause you think guys care if they're painted or not. Here's some info I probably shouldn't share with the females of our species but, we don't care if your toes are painted.............no.REALLY!....we DON'T care! Don't paint your toes for a month and let us know if you were rejected in any way. Just don't let up on the leg and armpit shaving ok?
 
packerbacker said:
My contention has always been that humans are much like the rest of the animal world. When I use the term "men" I am referring to MOST men, not all. Some men are just different. Basically the male of the species is just "naturally" better looking in most cases. Look at birds, the males are brightly colored whereas the females are dull in appearance. The male lion has a gorgeous mane, the female doesn't. Male deer, elk and moose have majestic looking racks on their heads and the females don't. Now, with humans, the male might try to draw attention to himself by displaying wealth in the form of material things like a pricey car or fancy clothes because the female is quite shallow in what it takes to impress them...........................initially that is. After the first couple nights they want things like commitment, respect, loyalty and all that other nonsense! The guy doesn't have to: dye his hair, shave his legs or armpits, file and polish his nails (fingers or toes), get breast enlargements, facelifts, trim eyebrows, use eye liner, paint lips, apply face powders and cheek coloring or get a fancy/pricey hairstyle. Guys are ok with a bit of a beer belly, women aren't and will get it sucked out of them if they're too lazy to exercise; whatever it takes to impress others. Are those real eyelashes?? So, in a nutshell, you do it 'cause you think guys care if they're painted or not. Here's some info I probably shouldn't share with the females of our species but, we don't care if your toes are painted.............no.REALLY!....we DON'T care! Don't paint your toes for a month and let us know if you were rejected in any way. Just don't let up on the leg and armpit shaving ok?

Well Said :thumbsup:
 
vayank54 said:
packerbacker said:
My contention has always been that humans are much like the rest of the animal world. When I use the term "men" I am referring to MOST men, not all. Some men are just different. Basically the male of the species is just "naturally" better looking in most cases. Look at birds, the males are brightly colored whereas the females are dull in appearance. The male lion has a gorgeous mane, the female doesn't. Male deer, elk and moose have majestic looking racks on their heads and the females don't. Now, with humans, the male might try to draw attention to himself by displaying wealth in the form of material things like a pricey car or fancy clothes because the female is quite shallow in what it takes to impress them...........................initially that is. After the first couple nights they want things like commitment, respect, loyalty and all that other nonsense! The guy doesn't have to: dye his hair, shave his legs or armpits, file and polish his nails (fingers or toes), get breast enlargements, facelifts, trim eyebrows, use eye liner, paint lips, apply face powders and cheek coloring or get a fancy/pricey hairstyle. Guys are ok with a bit of a beer belly, women aren't and will get it sucked out of them if they're too lazy to exercise; whatever it takes to impress others. Are those real eyelashes?? So, in a nutshell, you do it 'cause you think guys care if they're painted or not. Here's some info I probably shouldn't share with the females of our species but, we don't care if your toes are painted.............no.REALLY!....we DON'T care! Don't paint your toes for a month and let us know if you were rejected in any way. Just don't let up on the leg and armpit shaving ok?

Well Said :thumbsup:

Yes, I see your point...there's A LOT of "B cup" women in Playboy. Uh huh, whatever...
 
vibes said:
...do women paint their toenails and men don't? I mean I've seen gnarlier toenails on more men than women.

Isn't menstruation enough? it's so unfair.


You are cracking me up. !!
 
This was a fun post to read. Lots of funny answers.
Ray
 
vibes said:
Yes, I see your point...there's A LOT of "B cup" women in Playboy. Uh huh, whatever...

In the immortal words of Mr Constanza. Do you know your bra sizes? You have your A's, ........ your B's, ..............the C's ............ and the D, they're the biggest.

One of the funniest Seinfeld episodes ever, I nearly died just watching his hands as he talked :laughing9:

I don't know how you wear them, but I give you credit for that :icon_thumleft:
 

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