Why...

vibes · May 23, 2010

...do women paint their toenails and men don't? I mean I've seen gnarlier toenails on more men than women.

Isn't menstruation enough? it's so unfair.

Treasure_Hunter · May 23, 2010

vibes said:
...do women paint their toenails and men don't? I mean I've seen gnarlier toenails on more men than women.

Isn't menstruation enough? it's so unfair.

There are some "men" who paint theirs, but "they are a little light in the loafers."

Jeep · May 23, 2010

When I painted the house I painted my toenails, toes, fingernails, fingers, hair, face and ears,

the dog, the cat, a squirrel and part of a tree and sidewalk.

Does that count? :laughing7:

Gator-Flea · May 23, 2010

I droped some thing on my big toe and turn blue and then black.............................. :icon_scratch:

....................... :dontknow:

Mighty AP · May 23, 2010

Dont let em fool ya Vibes.........We ALL paint our toenails!!!

I mean THEY do. :wink:

spartacus53 · May 23, 2010

Paint the toenails? :dontknow:

I thought they used polish like I do :tongue3:

GPURS · May 23, 2010

vibes said:
...do women paint their toenails and men don't? I mean I've seen gnarlier toenails on more men than women.

Isn't menstruation enough? it's so unfair.

Waaaah

!! You do it because men like it

...
Not a "foot guy" myself, but some pretty doggies painted in bright red,,,,,,MMMmmmm!!!

lumbercamp · May 23, 2010

Years ago my daughter wanted to paint my toenails. I said, absolutely not. But she persisted and said she would only paint the American Flag on my big toe nail. I agreed to that. A couple days later I was cutting grass and my foot slipped under the mower. The blade sliced my sneaker and hit my big toe. No blood but it turned black and blue. I didn't want to go to the doctor, but my wife made me. So there I am in the office with the x-ray technician, nurses and the Dr. looking at my toe with the flag painted on it. The doctor said he understood as he had young daughters too.

greydigger · May 24, 2010

I haven't seen my toenails for some years now.
Only way to paint them would be spraypaint.
Why paint them? They won't rust.

TheHarleyMan2 · May 24, 2010

Well my dad told me some things while I was growing up, men are clean shaven, grow mustache, grow beards, women on the other hand is the only human species that uses make-up, ear rings, and nail polish and if I ever came home or caught with either make-up, ear rings, or nail polish on, but before he disowned me he would beat the living daylights out of me.

So my whole 48 years of life since I was born, I niether had make-up, ear rings, or nail polish on!

lonesomebob · May 24, 2010

Good for you sir !!!!!!!

vibes · May 24, 2010

greydigger said:
I haven't seen my toenails for some years now.
Only way to paint them would be spraypaint.
Why paint them? They won't rust.

Perhaps a good powering washing first

spartacus53 · May 24, 2010

vibes said:
Perhaps a good powering washing first

Power washing

That won't help me :tongue3:

Right now you can chisel a relief sculpture of Washington crossing the Delaware on my big toe :icon_thumleft:

vibes · May 24, 2010

spartacus53 said:
vibes said:

Perhaps a good powering washing first

Click to expand...

Power washing That won't help me Right now you can chisel a relief sculpture of Washington crossing the Delaware on my big toe

Good gawd. I almost spit all the peanuts outta my mouth...ack, ack, ack....

spartacus53 · May 24, 2010

vibes said:
spartacus53 said:

vibes said:

Perhaps a good powering washing first

Click to expand...

Power washing That won't help me Right now you can chisel a relief sculpture of Washington crossing the Delaware on my big toe

Click to expand...

Good gawd. I almost spit all the peanuts outta my mouth...ack, ack, ack....

Not to worry!!! I just showered and used this thing called soap. Now that sculpture looks like brand ne marble :icon_thumleft:

rginn · May 24, 2010

I thought the most obvious question would be 'Why?...would I want to paint my toenails?' I was 14 once and I understand the stuffing the beer bottle down your pants, but painting your toenails? That's not where we wanted your focus. Turns out, the opposite sex was payin a lot of attention to the backside. I lost out there. Both my ears are pierced, if that helps.