[TD][CENTER][B]Everyone reading this will enjoy it - no matter which gender you are.........
This morning on the Interstate,
I looked over to my left and there was a
[U]Woman[/U]
In a brand new
Cadillac
[U]Doing 65 mph[/U]
With her
Face up next to her
Rear view mirror
[U]Putting on her eyeliner.[/U]
I looked away
For a couple seconds...
To continue shaving
And when I looked back she was
[U]Halfway over in my lane,[/U]
Still working on that makeup.
As a man,
[U]I don't scare easily.[/U]
But she scared me so much;
I had to put on my seat belt
And
I dropped
[U]My electric shaver[/U]
Which knocked
The donut
Out of my other hand.
In all the confusion of trying
To straighten out the car
[U]Using my knees against[/U]
The steering wheel,
It knocked
[U]My Cell Phone[/U]
Away from my ear
Which fell
[U]Into the coffee
Between my legs!
Splashed,[/U]
And burned
[U]Big Jim and the Twins,[/U]
Ruined the damn phone,
Soaked my trousers,
And disconnected an
Important call.
Damn women drivers![/B][/CENTER]
