Yard sign idea

[47thelement]

Anybody ever thought about printing up a yard sign to put in the yards of a house you are hunting.
I'm thinking of wording like...

This yard is being analyzed for it's historical significance. Please call xxx-xxxx for to have your yard analyzed at no cost.


This sign would only be like an election sign and would only be in the front yard of the house while I am physically on the property

Any thoughts

 

[Dano Sverige]

You also need one stating:

"I have permission to do this. Please do NOT shoot, call the police, or pester me with dumb questions. Thanks."

 

[Treasure_Hunter]

IMPO I don't think it is good to put "historical significance", it is just asking for the city, county or state government to get involved and shut your hunting down and give them thoughts about banning hunting because your digging historical objects.....

 

[Woodland Detectors]

Bad Idea... I agree

 

[ivan salis]

need help finding some lost metal items on your own land ? call me at xxx - xxxx

never ever use the words "historical" anything while out digging in public -- because it gets the local "you should not be doing that" folks all worked up ---(you know the type -- the local * hystrical group types -- the leave it in the ground for the "real" papered degree archy types to find or until it rots away to nothing group)

 

[spartacus53]

My sign would read, "I'm removing this customers buried crap for for free", call xxx xxx xxxx

 

[ivan salis]

get help removing possibly dangerous metal items from your lawn for free * call xxx --xxxx

 

[Treasure_Hunter]

My sign would read, "I'm removing this customers buried crap for for free", call xxx xxx xxxx

Yards cleaned of rusty nails, pull tabs, sharp pieces of metal and general metal trash that may cut a child's bare feet......
Lost items located for a fee.

 

[spartacus53]

My sign would read, "I'm removing this customers buried crap for for free", call xxx xxx xxxx

Yards cleaned of rusty nails, pull tabs, sharp pieces of metal and general metal trash that cut child's feet...... Lost items located for a fee.

I'm too busy to write a book, they'll get the gist Then again, maybe forgo the sign and just wear a huge placard

 

[Dano Sverige]

"Department of Homeland Security anti terrorist munitions detection unit.
Is your yard secretly used as an ammo dump? We can tell you.
Ring - **** etc etc."

Should get your site list rocketing!

 

[vibes]

Will metal detect your yard topless. Call Durty Gurlz @ 555-5653

 

[Woodland Detectors]

My sign would read, "I'm removing this customers buried crap for for free", call xxx xxx xxxx

Hahahaha!

 

[spartacus53]

Will metal detect your yard topless. Call Durty Gurlz @ 555-5653

Real nice vibes, I keep calling and there is no answer...

 

[vibes]

Will metal detect your yard topless. Call Durty Gurlz @ 555-5653

Real nice vibes, I keep calling and there is no answer...

ummm...you're not paying attention to the details

 

[Blind Squirrel]

Will metal detect your yard topless. Call Durty Gurlz @ 555-5653

Won't things get in the way

 

[Dano Sverige]

Nup..they've all sliced of their right breast like the Amazons did so it didn't impede the bowstring!

 

[ivan salis]

well being I'm a 6 foot 1 - 400 lb guy that wears a size 6 x shirt --the "will hunt your land topless" bit is getting me no where fast.