You might be a CRH if...

[baddbluff]

... if you dream about finding a pot of '64 halves at the end of the rainbow.

... if you go to the gas station not to get gas but to search for wheat pennies in the "give a penny, take a penny" tray.

... if you see a silver dime in a restaruant tip jar & actually leave a dollar tip so you have a reason to reach in and grab it (I actually did that!)

... if you use coin wrappers as kindling to start a fire when you go camping

... if you go into withdrawals from CRHs after 1 night of camping

... if you're more interested in the voluptuous teller's change tray than the voluptuous teller

... if you are reading this right now while driving (shame on you!)

Saw a similar thread to this in the archives from a few years back. Please feel free to add your own!
HH
Baddbluff

 

[clovis97]

If you've ever pulled into a hidden parking spot so you can work through a couple boxes of coin before you dump, and worry that a cop might pull up and ask you what you are doing...no way is he going to understand why you have coin wrappers all over the floorboard.

 

[silvernd]

...if the coins in your trunk are worth more than your car

 

[Mzjavert]

you get a kick out of paying for fast food at the drive thru window with "clad halfs , clad ikes and susan B dollar coins mixed together " just to see the modern kids go --uh I gotta ask the manager if we can take these.

Thanks for the idea. I've got just the drive-through in mind.

 

[apush]

you are a female who would rather have a box of nickels or dimes wrapped under the Christmas Tree than a pearl necklace or diamond ring.

apush

 

[rileyboy]

If you drink fine wines and smoke very expensive cigars.
rileyboy

 

[midntmn]

If you have a stack of empty cardboard boxes piled up next to your work desk....

If you can fill your recycle trash bin with bags of empty coin wrappers each week...

If you go out with your girlfriend and the first thing she says is "We are NOT stopping by the bank!"

 

[Bigheed]

You are impressed by how far the back end of your car is sagging from the weight of all the boxes and think to yourself....."Ahhhh yaaa, theres some silver in that!"

 

[ThatCopperSound]

If you wash your hands and the soap starts turning green.

 

[jarlbartar]

If you look through your wallet and see paper money and think to yourself, like Oskar Schindler, this could have been 10 more rolls of nickels, 2 more rolls of pennies

 

[That Canadian Guy]

You are in need of a paper weight and the only thing you have is a few rolls of coins.

 

[mountainman 2]

If you notice an improvement in vehicle traction after you've picked up your day's boxes.

 

[clovis97]

If you are out on a family outing, and instead of being an interactive part of the conversation, you are scoping out banks to visit in the future...

 

[StevoCBR]

if you willing to drive 10k miles, spend $1800 in gas, roll around with 10k, and 2 40's on the ultimate road trip

 

[cooper36]

Do any of you guys find yourself looking under the gum machines at the entrance to the grocery store? Or looking around the vending machines in the break area at work?

LOL

 

[red89]

You have had serious thoughts about quitting your job to work for Brinks, Coinstar, Loomis, or somewhere else that processes coins and asking to get your paycheck all in coins.

 

[sagittarius98]

Do any of you guys find yourself looking under the gum machines at the entrance to the grocery store? Or looking around the vending machines in the break area at work?

LOL

I've found some silver that way.

 

[blink]

Your kids Grandma says "You know that your daughter has been been bringing rolls of pennies to school to pay for her lunch"

And your response is..."They're all Zinc ones so that's OK"

 

[Masterchief]

...you shamelessly use your children to shmooze over the tellers at your banks.
...your wife bakes five loaves of zuchini bread and four of them are for your banks.

HH

 

[TakeDownTick50]

If you obsessively check the spot price of silver more than five times a day...

1+

 

[Coyote Earth]

According to all of the scientific data provided here, ........ I am a CRH addict. lmao