Your Favorite KirkPA quotes

[Bigcypresshunter]

Nice digs. What detector did you find them with?

http://forum.treasurenet.com/index.php/topic,100919.0.html (read the first two posts)

This is one of my favorite Kirk quotes but there are many more. Always making us laugh, he never ceases to amaze me.

 

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[Bigcypresshunter]

Asking TNetters to post their "favorite KirkPA quotes" is like asking the proctologist to smell his favorite examination tool - they all stink!

Wow. I agree with TT. Sorry Kirk. The wilver thing esp. stinks.

 

[BuckleBoy]

Asking TNetters to post their "favorite KirkPA quotes" is like asking the proctologist to smell his favorite examination tool - they all stink!

 

[Mona Lisa]

"The result: flat on my metal detecting face. Instead of crying, like some forum dudes would have done, I did a push-up (the easiest form of getting up, plus I got to pump my arms up a bit), dusted off my White's t-shirt, and proceeded to walk back into the house."
--KirkPA

Actually.....to be honest......this quote is my favorite. I laughed and laughed over this one.

 

[Gypsy Heart]

"Think about, folks, the folks in the future will be researching for clad."

BDD...zoyster

This is probally the dumbest one....because its probally what they were saying about us when they were minting out the pine tree shillings .............and coppers.....and reales .......Hahahaha

 

[Colonial KirkPA]

"Since I hate clad, I tell the cashiers to keep the change." :P

BDD...Kirk

 

[Captn SE]

...my thoughts were racing, "Draped...Spanish...Capped!" But, I was soon disappointed....it was a lowly Mercury dime. I think I literally let out a, "DAMN it!" I threw the dirt back into the hole and went on without even re-checking it...I almost boot kicked the Merc into the nearby weeds, but soon thought, "Hmmm...wilver is wilver, I guess." I later found 3 Wheat pennies and these sons-of-b****es went, literally, into the nearby stream....you dudes would have done the same...heck, they gave off nice half penny tones.

Keep The Passion High, Kirk!!


HH,
CAPTN SE
Dan

 

[Colonial KirkPA]

"Hmmm...maybe a 1700s dude threw a coppa because he didn't like the 1700s clad."

BDD...Kirk

 

[Bigcypresshunter]

"Hmmm...maybe a 1700s dude threw a coppa because he didn't like the 1700s clad."

BDD...Kirk

a classic Kirkism.

 

[Colonial KirkPA]

"Fisher engineers must be clad hunters." (in reference to the modern coins mode)

http://www.kellycodetectors.com/fisher/IDedge.htm

BDD...Kirk

 

[bakergeol]

Jay Leno
We will be right back after a commerical message.

COMMERICAL

Hi this is KirkPA for Fruit of the Loam.
You all know me as the world's greatest metal detectorist with an underwear tire track problem.
Is your significant other giving you a lot of grief about the condition of your underwear?
Are you afraid you may be involved in an accident without clean underwear?

Well Fruit of the Loam has good news for you. Fruit of the Loam is introducing the KirkPA line of men's underwear. This line of underwear is mottled brown(in other words pre-streaked). New steaks are virtually undetectable.

So when you are buying new underwear ask to see the KirkPA line of underwear for busy men on the go.

Tell them that Kirk sent you.


END OF COMMERICAL

 

[Colonial KirkPA]

"Whatever you can do, I can do it better."

BDD...Jirk

 

[Roger Mn.]

Maybe he needs a lesson from KIRKPA on how to detect: I can't wait to see your detecting videos.

 

[oldhermit34]

Leave him alone, KirkPA is OK.

 

[Bigcypresshunter]

yea, he's OK.

 

[Mona Lisa]

I don't know....I really like the New Kirk an awful lot. KirkTN is cool! 8)

KirkPA is going to have to step up his game!

 

[Roger Mn.]

Leave him alone, KirkPA is OK.

Was this one of kirkpa favorite quotes?