3 part joke

[greydigger]

OK
A Baptist, a Catholic, and a Mormon are comparing their lives.
Baptist = I have 5 kids, That's a whole basketball team.
Catholic = I have 11 kids, that's a whole football team.
Mormon = I have 17 wives, 1 more and I have a full golf course.

 

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[stefen]

OK
A Baptist, a Catholic, and a Mormon are comparing their lives.
Baptist = I have 5 kids, That's a whole basketball team.
Catholic = I have 11 kids, that's a whole football team.
Mormon = I have 17 wives, 1 more and I have a full golf course.

That means he'd have 18 little flags...

 

[truckinbutch]

That means he'd have 18 little flags...

(Shudder !) 18 cases of PMS a month is what comes to my mind . Think I'd rather have my rib back

 

[spartacus53]

I can see you don't play golf.. Everyone who plays knows the #19 is the watering .......

 

[ivan salis]

women are proof god has a wicked sense of humor -- cuz he designed em -- he put the "playground' next door to the garbage dump.
plus if its a golf course he only needs 9 wifes to have 18 holes -- first 9 and "the back 9"

 

[stefen]

(Shudder !) 18 cases of PMS a month is what comes to my mind . Think I'd rather have my rib back

Truckin...Do you know why PMS is called PMS...because Mad Cow was already taken...

Ivan...can cut that down to 6 is you count their mouths...