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A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway. Glancing
at the car, he was astounded to see that the blonde behind the wheel was knitting.
Realizing that she was oblivious to his flashing lights and siren, lowered his window,
turned on his bullhorn, and yelled, "PULL OVER!"
"No!" the blonde yelled back, "IT'S A SCARF!"
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A blonde was playing 'Trivial Pursuit' one night. It was her turn. She rolled the
dice and landed on 'Science & Nature'. Her question was, 'If you are in a vacuum
and someone calls your name, can you hear it?'
She thought for a time and then asked, "Is it 'ON' or 'OFF'?"
at the car, he was astounded to see that the blonde behind the wheel was knitting.
Realizing that she was oblivious to his flashing lights and siren, lowered his window,
turned on his bullhorn, and yelled, "PULL OVER!"
"No!" the blonde yelled back, "IT'S A SCARF!"
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A blonde was playing 'Trivial Pursuit' one night. It was her turn. She rolled the
dice and landed on 'Science & Nature'. Her question was, 'If you are in a vacuum
and someone calls your name, can you hear it?'
She thought for a time and then asked, "Is it 'ON' or 'OFF'?"
