A Night of Trick or Treating in 2012

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A Night of Trick or Treating in 2012:

Little Tommy was all dressed up in his pirate costume, bag in hand and knuckles prepared to knock on every door in the entire neighborhood. Visions of candy and treats filling his innocent head. Boy was he in for a surprise! After a full night of knocking of doors and screaming “ARG!” the following is what he found in his bag when he returned home:

5 discount prescription program cards.
1 bottle of sun blocker.
1 registration card to Weight Watchers.
2 Mitt Romney flyers.
3 Barak Obama flyers.
3 Free Legal Advice flyers.
6 Grocery store membership registration cards.
17 Home business cards.
9 Sale flyers.
2 Publisher Clearing House Sweepstakes entries.
3 Investment and retirement package plans.
2 Reduced mortgage offers.
6 Water purification tablets.
1 Sample pack of One A Day vitamins.
3 Bills for costume consultation fees.
4 Sealed bids on his costume.
2 Bills for residential time and labor.
2 Army recruiting flyers.
6 “Just say no” to drugs buttons.

The next morning he received a 1040 in the mail. What will you be handing out this year? :laughing7:
 

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