-Travis City Michigan War Room (who knew?): Matty the Middle Schooler bounced into the room and went around the table asking everyone " How are you feeling?" like they just returned from a traumatic event in the article circle and almost died..they all seemed to be exceptionally cheerful with their numerous accomplishments this season. I had no idea what they are talking about because they discovered nothing other than dirt, big rocks, and old wood......if you will.
-Next, 3 Eagle Canada men wearing suits, aka "The Detonators" came in to present their 6-week computer crunching data analysis with IBM XT's and hard drives...oddly, two looked like identical twins (could it be?)both bald and wore exact same glasses..looked like clones to me. Our Viking descendant also showed up, looking dapper in his Big & Tall Suit. Who knew he could clean up so good? Their latest hypothesis for us to swallow in one big gulp is the discovery of an old sea-faring 200' ship in the Stinky Swamp--it was so outrageous that Marty had to spell the words --S-H-I-P. because he would start crying after laughing so hard. Jawbeard Jack and Matty the Middleschooler looked like kids about to go outside and play again. Hope they buy lots of bottles of Tide detergent as they will get dirtier and smellier than ever before. Maybe it's actually an Alien ship? Time to bring back the Texas Rodeo Guy, aka "Travis the Astrophysicist" to tell us all about "As Above So Below" so we can hijack their flying/boating technology and put Boeing/US Navy Ships out of business.