Back after 90 Days @ Da Penal Farm

[Patrick Earl Houston]

'Sup, 'Sup Ya'll!!! I'm back on da streetz after 90 days at da Penal Farm. Boy, have I gots some stuff ta show ya' and some $h1t ta tell ya! I had been locked up on account of dat fool Toofpik! Toofpik is crazy! 'Bout 91 days ago I was over to his house and he been actin' funny:



He sometime be drinkin' Yac wit his Pibb Extra. He's talkin' 'bout lets get all da boyz togetha and dig up some serious scrilla over to dat ol' graveyard. I told him I got's people buried there, so don't go near my boy Gangsta Fred's stone (RIP **$$@!)


Also got dat ol' junkie Skeet's stone to respect (dat fool was one my regulars in the way back)


I must pay my respectz to Willie and Pringle who got shot up on account of mistaken identity at da bus stop (I'm sorry **$$@z, I thought ya'll was tryin' to slang on my corner, but dat's The Game)


Soon as we roll up to dat graveyard, police dropped in talkin' 'bout a bench warrant and I gots to come wit' dem but I can bring my metal detector wit' me



Toofpik came to see me a few times, but it ain't easy talkin' through dat glass they got at tha prison:



Jail wasn't so bad. I made some bank sellin' cigarettes Toofpik brought me, and I got to detect The Yard:

 

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[Detectingfreak]

Looks like you made some nice finds! Sucks that you were in jail though. At least you didn't loose your metal detector.

 

[Dirt Dobber]

WHAT? D.D.

 

[jeff of pa]

All Though I think you Got a big Imagination Patrick E.

Welcome Back & Nice Finds !

jeff

 

[karib2517]

hey nice digs,well at lease you got to mental detect.

 

[Lookin]

At least you got your grill back!

 

[Old Fart in TN]

Glad your back.

 

[Montana Jim]

Missed yer posts...

Mostly missed watching people lose their minds when you post!

Nice grill...

 

[Dman]

While you were detecting the yard you should have dug a tunnel and escaped.
Dman

 

[mistergee]

love your posts patrick earl....laughed my a$$ off at the story and pics....too bad about your boys.....like you said ...thats the game...keep swingin....
G

 

[roswellborn]

Good to see you back - I'd been lookin' for ya.

take it easy,
Nan

 

[chopper]

Most creative post I've seen in a while. I love the pics and humor.

 

[mpostma]

Word!

 

[allen]

cool that they let ya keep your detector and even use it to dig up their yard...

 

[N.J.THer]

They will let you bring anything into prison as long as it is in a clear container.

Congrats on the finds.

NJ

 

[Mirage]

Dude. Nice post. I like the seated dime. That is a great find.

While you were detecting the yard you should have dug a tunnel and escaped.
Dman

He did the smart thing - only would have gotten him more time.

 

[Born Free]

You keep this forum entertaining!

What the heck was a boy scout doing in prison?? For not being a boy scout apparently.

Glad you could MD and make the time go faster.
NOW show us the stuff you found outside!

Born Free

 

[aa battery]

glad to see you back from the...

 

[JimBeHuntin']

Good story, good photos, good finds (especially the nice seated) ... congratz ~ Jimmy

 

[DD-777]

Not for nothing - are we supposed to believe that he was really allowed to bring his detector into jail with him and that he was allowed to hunt "the yard"? I dig the humorous post (no pun intended), but I don't see that happening. "Bossman! Can I get some fresh batteries for my 'tector please? Bossman?"