Cat recipes

Nah, you got that one wrong there. I'm rolling into 70 years old, 40 years of big city living in the construction industry, big things. Worked 67 projects in 29 states and been through 44 and 8 foreign nations. I retired just under 5 years ago to come home to the mountains. There won't be another woman murdered in the next door apartment again. There are no apartments up my kilometer long rough driveway into a valley. UPS won't come up here, but FedEx will - at least they did prior to the hurricane. I have peace here, yes I'm basically a hermit but better perceived as a loner. I've known enough people in my life, and people do not tend to bring you peace. It's more often all they bring is drama.

I also live with my 92 year old mother. And the cats are our friends.

However, I will let everyone know that I do have a lady friend who gets me out and about here and there.

Ohhh...I forgot Starkist is allegedly human food. Maybe they know best about the tuna. What matters is you are all content.
I'm a loner also, I guess. All my lady friends are imaginary. And still cause problems :p


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Kat my pretty = Delicious my precious

It's one thing to play with your food but quite another to talk to it.
But I guess you could play with a cat shortly before you eat it.
 

Dang it, now I'm going to have to rewrite the Quick Fix Cooking with Pygmy Roadkill book.... :BangHead:

It never really was a good seller, prolly cause, not a lot of pygmies ended up as roadkill.... :laughing7:


HEY! >:(

That would be catabolism! :laughing7:

You might would get a pass, if yous was a pygmy cat.... :icon_scratch: :dontknow:

Are you a pygmy cat?
Guess pygmy humor is back on the table. But since I thought they were abducted by aliens I never prepared anything. I will have something SHORTLY.
 

Are you a pygmy cat?
Guess pygmy humor is back on the table. But since I thought they were abducted by aliens I never prepared anything. I will have something SHORTLY.
Well, I am kinda short :-\
but, I don't think I'd qualify for pygmy status. :dontknow:

Are we suppose to be capitalizing pygmy? :icon_scratch:


On a post Thanksgiving note.... :laughing7:



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Well, I am kinda short :-\
but, I don't think I'd qualify for pygmy status. :dontknow:

Are we suppose to be capitalizing pygmy? :icon_scratch:


On a post Thanksgiving note.... :laughing7:



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Well...here is Wiki

"The term pygmy, as used to refer to diminutive people, derives from Greek πυγμαῖος pygmaios via Latin Pygmaei (sing. Pygmaeus), derived from πυγμή – meaning a fist, or a measure of length corresponding to the distance between the elbow and knuckles. (See also Greek pechus.) In Greek mythology"

Are you that tall? Or five feet or under counts also.
Elves are short so we have to be careful lest Santa think we are talking about eating them. We won't get presents.
 

Well how about forest fairies?
 

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Well how about forest fairies?

Uh...how do I put this without getting banned. Well, they are not Christmas elves so I guess it would be ok.
But it would be wrong to cook one first.
 

Ill take one of those lol
 

Well, I haven't eaten cat...yet. But, if I do, I'll chunk it up and slow cook it in a crock pot. A little garlic, onion and S&P to taste.
I cooked up a young beaver a couple weeks ago the same way. It was delicious. I've had deer, bear, moose, rabbit, squirrel, duck, goose, woodchuck, caribou, pheasant, grouse, and even seal in Newfoundland. Some meat are better than others, but all pretty good if you don't dwell on it's pet-ability. I wouldn't hesitate to eat cat or dog if I had too. I think I'd rather try the cat. Supposedly, mountain lion and bobcat is very good. House cat can't be any worse.
Heck, if is was life or death, I'd cut a chunk of your thigh off and fry it up. I might even wait for you to be dead first. ;o)
 

I have eaten, monkey, dog, snake, seagull, and a variety of mystery meat.
 

I have eaten, monkey, dog, snake, seagull, and a variety of mystery meat.

I read once you could put a brick and a seagull in an oven and bake for a few hours and the brick would taste better and not be as tough.
Is it true Spam has cat meat in the mix? There are a lot of recipes using Spam.
 

I'm in on the forest fairies! I've set a ton of live traps and will let you all know how it turns out!

I have heard they are good eatin'. Maybe we have a fairy eating festival. Make it an annual tradition.
 

You could use a Cesta to tenderize a cat, sort of like Jai Alai just more fun. Fast Food.
 

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A snow leopard, a dude with a Chinese AK..and a herd of goats;
a disaster in the making..

The Leopard is the one you have to worry about going hungry. :occasion14:
 

A snow leopard, a dude with a Chinese AK..and a herd of goats;
a disaster in the making..

The Leopard is the one you have to worry about going hungry. :occasion14:

Or an awesome Super Bowl party!
 

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