Crazy Things Senior Citizens Do, Really!

[Kurios1]

Sounds like a great time with more ahead. Love that jeep, its in great shape for its age.

Indeed. The Willies Jeep is a cool relic in it's own right and runs out real nice.

 

[dirtlooter]

Well, I am 60 but the last 30 years were very terrible for me. so now, it is what it is and it ain't what it ain't. Now I am this 15 year old in this old wore out body. That 15 year old in me still gets me in trouble, I am just slower at it now. I have a 93 year old friend that gets around like crazy. Last year he lost his gold WWII ring, he thought it was in his garden or back yard. I hunted hard for hours in the back and then in the front. Even looked in his car, everywhere outside but no ring. I really felt bad for him, he had been on different islands in the pacific. Two weeks later, he found it in a drawer, it had slipped off while getting something else out. hopefully your guy will find his inside as well. DL

 

[Escape]

I often play the part of the old and feeble, especially in stores. They always take me seriously.

*This weekend I was in a store when I passed a fire extinguisher hanging on the wall. I looked at the inspection tag and asked a sales person walking by how much they were.
* Last week I was in a department store. Rather then stand around waiting for my wife, I sat on a mock bed that displayed quilts. It had a nite stand next to it and a few books on the end table that were props. I started reading one as I waited. Got into it a bit. So I asked a sales men if I could buy the book. He called the manager.. Manager said definitely not that it was a prop. So I asked him if he knew if the book had a security tag inside. He got flustred.
*Paying at the check out I point to the Godiva Chocolate bars and say to my wife, “ Look , they still have the complimentary chocolate bars.” To which the clerk bluntly replies, “Their not complimentary. You have to pay for it.” OH, i always thought they were complementary.” I reply.
Gee. I wonder if this is some kind of mental disorder. I actually do stuff like this quite a lot. My wife is use to it.

 

[TerryC]

I often play the part of the old and feeble, especially in stores. They always take me seriously.

*This weekend I was in a store when I passed a fire extinguisher hanging on the wall. I looked at the inspection tag and asked a sales person walking by how much they were.
* Last week I was in a department store. Rather then stand around waiting for my wife, I sat on a mock bed that displayed quilts. It had a nite stand next to it and a few books on the end table that were props. I started reading one as I waited. Got into it a bit. So I asked a sales men if I could buy the book. He called the manager.. Manager said definitely not that it was a prop. So I asked him if he knew if the book had a security tag inside. He got flustred.
*Paying at the check out I point to the Godiva Chocolate bars and say to my wife, “ Look , they still have the complimentary chocolate bars.” To which the clerk bluntly replies, “Their not complimentary. You have to pay for it.” OH, i always thought they were complementary.” I reply.
Gee. I wonder if this is some kind of mental disorder. I actually do stuff like this quite a lot. My wife is use to it.

Walk into a gift shop. Tell the counter person, "I saw your gift shop sign. I came in for my gift. Where is it?" ╦╦Ç

 

[fish1on]

I often play the part of the old and feeble, especially in stores. They always take me seriously.

*This weekend I was in a store when I passed a fire extinguisher hanging on the wall. I looked at the inspection tag and asked a sales person walking by how much they were.
* Last week I was in a department store. Rather then stand around waiting for my wife, I sat on a mock bed that displayed quilts. It had a nite stand next to it and a few books on the end table that were props. I started reading one as I waited. Got into it a bit. So I asked a sales men if I could buy the book. He called the manager.. Manager said definitely not that it was a prop. So I asked him if he knew if the book had a security tag inside. He got flustred.
*Paying at the check out I point to the Godiva Chocolate bars and say to my wife, “ Look , they still have the complimentary chocolate bars.” To which the clerk bluntly replies, “Their not complimentary. You have to pay for it.” OH, i always thought they were complementary.” I reply.
Gee. I wonder if this is some kind of mental disorder. I actually do stuff like this quite a lot. My wife is use to it.

Not to hijack this thread but you made me have an unsolicited bowel movement laughing so hard.


Way nice piece of land and awesome jeep.