CRISPINS CRITTERS

[GMD52]

Just stopped in for a short hello, and to remind everyone to honor any veteran, or active duty person you know tomorrow. We owe them all that we have, and their sacrifices have made us free to this day. Hurrah!

Like BB, heading out to the bush, after one more day of work, it's to camp for our 16 day deer season. camp has no elec., only a spring for water, an outhouse, and is surrounded by 46,000 acres of woods......PARIDISE! If I venture out will check and see what's happening, most won't be around much til next month.......Best to all, and see you again soon......Gary

 

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[pat-tekker-cat]

LOL @ GIB and Relchair, LOL!

Ya'll are the silliest things, wait........ no, that might be me! LOL!
9 wives, LOL! I wish I did have 9 wives, ya'll oughta see how they live in Oz, unbelievable!
I was visiting overseas last night, little get together party online with some friends, little wine, good convo, then fell asleeps.

GMD, 46,000 acres, whoa horsey! That might be enough space between me and............ LOL!
I wish I liked cold weather! I own many beautiful coats, had no use for them, for bout 30 something yrs now. LOL!
Have fun and be safes, see you soons.

Crispy, I am terrible at riddles and allegories, ever see me in the "what is it?" section? LOL!
Words son, words......., ok, different words, please. It might have something to do with, I never saw any of the Star Wars movies, LOL!
pm or call me anytime...... we truly never really scratched the surface. Say hey to all!

Ok, ya'll have fun and report back, rawr!

 

[G.I.B.]

Move along TN Moderator's

This isn't the thread your looking for...

 

[bill from lachine]

Crispin,

Now I get it......I'm a little thick headed at times....lol.

Let there be light.....



Regards + HH

Bill

 

[AU24K]

For My Friend, Jeff...​

Any of y'all make it to around Hotlanta, let me know!

Don't have any real leads but I vacuum the "tot lots!"

With enough pre-notice, I'd bet I could come up with some promising leads on virgin territory!

Good Luck, Kids!

Best,

Scott

"Atlanta, huh? I've heard the "southern hospitality" is fantastic."

"You feeble-minded idget! Haven't you been paying attention to "Scott's Stories?"

"Huh?"

You dinosaur without a brain,
Scott is only one or two separations from 3-4 crazed serial killers! No way I'd try to look up Scott!"

"Cereal killers, huh? I always did like Quisp..."



"Oh, Lord! Usher! Look, my fine theater employee, a shiny tuppence if you find me a new seat within a minute, Please!"

Hope y'all are well!

Best,

Scott​

 

[AU24K]

Hey Jeff,

Are you by chance related to Barbara Gordon AKA Batgirl?

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I'm seeing something of a family resemblance there...

His current avatar is George Clooney from, "Oh, Brother, Where Art Thou."

(I fail to see a similarity of these two.)

I have time for an appointment to see you this week....

Best,

Scott

 

[AU24K]

You can't do that here in the great state of Florida. My government has seen fit to restrict (read ban) the private movement of alcohol through delivery services.

It's to keep me healthy and safe.

God bless America… (and all those nice people who are more qualified to make my life's decisions than I am)

Twenty-three states ban out-of-state producers from shipping wine directly to consumers' homes. Six of these states -- Florida, Indiana, Kentucky, Maryland, Tennessee and Utah -- actually make it a felony for either wineries or retailers to ship in violation of the law.

Preachin' to the choir, Brother!
What I wouldn't give for another fresh Cuban...

Umm...
I've probably said too much....

Let's ummm, let's all enjoy this song...



Best,

Scott

 

[AU24K]

I need some help here with the computer...

I would like to invent a new website, one that you can post all your videos on for everyone to watch. They can be about anything or everything, you decide.

What would make this site stand out from the current one's, like YouCommerical, I mean YouTube, is that you don't have to watch a commercial longer than the content. Matter of fact, you wouldn't have to watch the commercial at all! You can just click on the content and see it! How cool would that be?

It will have ads, would have to, but they would be off to the side. You could re-post the content onto another site, like oh say Treasure Net, without making people look at the stupid commercial too...

ugh.

Called, "CoolTube."
I know a little bit about writing HTML. And about advertising psychology....
My strongest play would be as "advisor."

My pay would be in stock options, promotional sales and residuals.

And, of course, Guinness!

Best,

Scott

 

[AU24K]

It's called smuggling~ wanna go in business together?

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It's actually listed in "Scott's Job Description Euphemisms" as "Consumer Goods Distributor."

"If it was good enough for Joe Kennedy, It's good enough for you!"


What a sorry video...not one shot of "under the hood."

Best,

Scott

 

[AU24K]

Bill, it all goes back to the prophecy...

For years the Jedi forces battled with the Dark Side to maintain a balance in the universe. In order for the universe to maintain balance both sides must exist equally. While the Jedis operated in the open the dark side used deception to take over the intergalactic senate. Oddly, this struck a balance. Along comes Anakain Skywalker, one with whom the force was strong within. He was believed to be the chosen one...but they were mistaken. He converted to the Dark Side and caused the almost complete destruction of the Jedis. Those few who survived were forced into hiding. The Dark Side developed the Death Star, a machine built with the single purpose of destroying planets. The Dark Emperor ruled over the galaxy and there was little hope for many tens of years that freedom and balance would return to the universe.

What we learned from this story is that control of the senate was vital to maintaining order. When the Senate operated, there was disagreement and arguments but it functioned. The Dark Lord disbanded the senate and executed those who stood against him. Evil was allowed to reign, the good that were left were self exiled and forced to wait for the true prophecy to emerge and return balance (Luke Skywalker.)

The battle commanders of the Jedi forces were slaughtered, the brave were quickly overwhelmed, and anybody who spoke dissent was brought in front of the mock senate for an unfair trial. All people across the universe learned to except their fate as speaking out only made them quick targets in which they had an impossibly balanced government that sought only to identify those who disagreed and then punish them.

I sense a disturbance in the force...

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"See? I told you it was coming...."

Best,

Scott

 

[AU24K]

Damn the internets....

I had typed my experiences of the weekend and concluded the story of "Running away with the Carnival,"

But, alas, lost it all due to the damn internets.

Been there, done all that with college papers.
You'll forgive me for the usual response of that type of crap....

DAMN THE INTERNETS!

I've lost my post of relevant stories after 30 minutes of typing my experiences and all I can say is,
F---orget you, technology.
When it comes to survival, you are dead to me.
Pardon me while I close myself in a closet and scream....
"DAMN YOU, INTERNETS!"

Maybe I'll try to repost....
Do you want?
But the original feeling is lost forever.....

DAMN INTERNETS!!!

Calming down and realizing that life sometimes sucks anyway,

I'll offer this tune while I decide whether I want to re-type all that was lost or not.
Probably later, once I totally calm down.........

If anyone cares....



Pissed,

Scott




"Have I yet not cursed the internets?"

"Yes, my Lord. Would you like to curse the internets again?"

"No. I want to know where the poison is...."



Hope ALL have a Great week, and don't forget America's Heroes tomorrow.
And every day!

Always,

My Best,

Scott

 

[AU24K]

All that I can say, and close Friends agree,

Scott needs to get lost in the Mountains before he explodes....



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"Andy, I've never seen ole Scott this mad before...."

"Gee, Barney, you got your bullet?"

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"Now, Boys,
Don't you worry 'bout ole Scott. Yeah, he might be crazy, but he's harmless.
Unless..."

Harmless? Or weak? You decide....

"Huh? What?"



Hope all have a great week!

Best,

Scott

Always living on the edge....


"Head Games?"
Yeah, I'll play. Bring it.
But not here. May I suggest an alternate thread for your opinion.

http://www.treasurenet.com/forums/au24k/360824-random-thoughts.html

Trolls welcome!

 

[AU24K]

Hey Jeff,

Are you by chance related to Barbara Gordon AKA Batgirl?

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gotta love those american thighs huh??[/QUOTE]



Dig it, y'all cats!

Best,

Scott

 

[AU24K]

OK,
I've calmed down just a bit and will share a conversation with my Landlord on the journey to North Carolina.
Yeah, North Carolina....not South Carolina.

We talked about music and this topic came up....

The topic was musical trivia and the question was,
"Name a song that includes within it's title a nationality and a specific person's name."

I won with this....

"Greek Fire?"

Anthony Quinn and,
"Zorba The Greek."

Seems I always win about music.....

I followed up with Anton Karas and,
an impossible question about
"The Third Man Theme."



Great motion picture!

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0041959/?ref_=nv_sr_4

I recommend a viewing!

Best,

Scott

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[releventchair]

C,mon Scott,put on some polyester and smile.

 

[AU24K]

Some may talk of "multiple actions,"
Or "being able to deal with more than one thing at a time...."
And, not wanting to be discluded,
I just uploaded over 30 items for sale on feebay....

http://my.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll...ayNextAllSelling&ssPageName=STRK:ME:LNLK:MESX

I have to look into dental work, to eventually seek dentures.
Lucky me, right?
Truth be told, I have no fear of finances, only a fear or procedures....

Check out my listings and bid on what you want.

Best,

Scott

Yeah, that new $100 Star note is listed and will sell.
You want it?

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[releventchair]

It tells me to sign in or register and I tell it no.

 

[bill from lachine]

G.I.B.,

I'm like a badger when I put my mind to something.....lol....

I sent an email to Diageo stating that a buddy in Florida is a big fan of Kilkenny cream ale.....they own the brand along with Guinness and a multitude of others.

I asked them where the heck you could find it in your state.....heck who knows maybe I can con them into sending you a care package......I was a pretty good negotiator back in my marketing days.....I just might be able to pull a rabbit out of the hat.....lol.

Regards + HH

Bill

I need some help here with the computer...

I would like to invent a new website, one that you can post all your videos on for everyone to watch. They can be about anything or everything, you decide.

What would make this site stand out from the current one's, like YouCommerical, I mean YouTube, is that you don't have to watch a commercial longer than the content. Matter of fact, you wouldn't have to watch the commercial at all! You can just click on the content and see it! How cool would that be?

It will have ads, would have to, but they would be off to the side. You could re-post the content onto another site, like oh say Treasure Net, without making people look at the stupid commercial too...

ugh.

 

[G.I.B.]

G.I.B.,

heck who knows maybe I can con them into sending you a care package......I was a pretty good negotiator back in my marketing days.....I just might be able to pull a rabbit out of the hat.....lol.

Regards + HH

Bill

I tried to click LIKE 10-15 times but it will only let me like the post once…

stupid computers……...

 

[AU24K]

"And now, here's something that y'all will really enjoy...."





"HA! Moose, Squirrel and Scott have no defenses for affection!
Ask Squiggy. Scott has pissed off the Barb woman.
Now he is outcast!"





This song always reminds me of the story of eating dinner once at my girlfriend's
parents house when I was a Sophomore in High School and she was a Senior.......
Older women?
I still wonder why it didn't work out....


Best,

Scott

PS.

To Barb, and all that some of my posts may have offended...



Let's still be Friends....​