truckinbutch
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WV hillbillies from genuine axholes ?............................
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The Ohio river
truckinbutch said:Waterfowl hunting on the west side of the river just north of Galliopolis (that's pronounced Galla po liss for the uninformed) I was accosted by an Ohio possum cop that wanted to see my game bag and license .
Had two geese and a mallard duck in the bag .
He stuck his index finger in the bum of the first goose , pulled it out and smelled it :
"That's a Kentucky goose , boy . You got a permit for Kentucky ?"
I showed him my permit and smirked .
Doing the same to the second goose his nose determined that it was from Ohio and he asked for a permit .U
Smirking again I handed him the required permit .
My mallard was the victim of his next check .
WV,BY GOD!, you better have a permit for this , boy , or I got you !"
With a wide grin I handed him the required permit .
"You smug sob , just where in hell are you from?"
Swiped my index finger through my butt crack and stuck it under his nose .
"You tell me", I replied .................
Where ya at , Windyman ? You're the one suggested this thread . You retiring the field already ?WindHarvester said:I love it Butch, Ill post one later.
I'm still grinning and giggling.
paratrooper said:What separates a Coonass from a Dumass ? The Sabine River
What is the difference between a butt kisser and a brown nose ?
Depth perception .
paratrooper said:What separates a Coonass from a Dumass ? The Sabine River
What is the difference between a butt kisser and a brown nose ?
Depth perception .
Ohioans just get kicked cause they will try to boff anythingWindHarvester said:How do they practice "SAFE SEX" in West Virginia?
They paint a red "X" on the cows that kick.