Do ya know what separates

truckinbutch · Dec 27, 2010

WV hillbillies from genuine axholes ?............................
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The Ohio river :tongue3:

WindHarvester · Dec 28, 2010

I love it Butch, Ill post one later.

I'm still grining and giggling. :laughing9:

stefen · Dec 28, 2010

truckinbutch · Dec 28, 2010

Waterfowl hunting on the west side of the river just north of Galliopolis (that's pronounced Galla po liss for the uninformed) I was accosted by an Ohio possum cop that wanted to see my game bag and license .
Had two geese and a mallard duck in the bag .
He stuck his index finger in the bum of the first goose , pulled it out and smelled it :
"That's a Kentucky goose , boy . You got a permit for Kentucky ?"
I showed him my permit and smirked .
Doing the same to the second goose his nose determined that it was from Ohio and he asked for a permit .
Smirking again I handed him the required permit .
My mallard was the victim of his next check .
"WV,BY GOD!, you better have a permit for this , boy , or I got you !"
With a wide grin I handed him the required permit .
"You smug sob , just where in hell are you from?"
Swiped my index finger through my butt crack and stuck it under his nose .
"You tell me", I replied .................

AKiwi · Dec 28, 2010

oh yeah oh yeah! :laughing7:

stefen · Dec 29, 2010

truckinbutch said:
Waterfowl hunting on the west side of the river just north of Galliopolis (that's pronounced Galla po liss for the uninformed) I was accosted by an Ohio possum cop that wanted to see my game bag and license .
Had two geese and a mallard duck in the bag .
He stuck his index finger in the bum of the first goose , pulled it out and smelled it :
"That's a Kentucky goose , boy . You got a permit for Kentucky ?"
I showed him my permit and smirked .
Doing the same to the second goose his nose determined that it was from Ohio and he asked for a permit .U
Smirking again I handed him the required permit .
My mallard was the victim of his next check .

WV,BY GOD!, you better have a permit for this , boy , or I got you !"
With a wide grin I handed him the required permit .
"You smug sob , just where in hell are you from?"
Swiped my index finger through my butt crack and stuck it under his nose .
"You tell me", I replied .................

Let me guess...west virginia?

truckinbutch · Dec 29, 2010

A group of not so smart Ohio con men were printing funny money . Boss man told the printer to run him up a batch of 20 $2 dollar bills . The near deaf (and not so smart) printer ran off a batch of $22 bills big enough to pile up and burn a wet mule .
"Whatinell we gonna do with this mess ?"the boss railed when he saw the pile .
"Let's just take 'em to WV , those folks are stupid over there ,"offered one of the gang members .
First place they stopped was Hoff Butcher's general store at the end of the bridge in Hacker Valley.
"Say , mister ,"queried the con man ,"can you make change on a $22 bill for me ?"
"You're from Ohio , aintcha ?"
"Yes , sir ."
"Put a single with it and I'll give you two $8's and a $7 ."
Con man :"Ok."

truckinbutch · Dec 29, 2010

WindHarvester said:
I love it Butch, Ill post one later.

I'm still grinning and giggling.

Where ya at , Windyman ? You're the one suggested this thread . You retiring the field already ? :laughing7:

paratrooper · Dec 29, 2010

What separates a Coonass from a Dumass ? The Sabine River
What is the difference between a butt kisser and a brown nose ?
Depth perception .

stefen · Dec 29, 2010

paratrooper said:
What separates a Coonass from a Dumass ? The Sabine River
What is the difference between a butt kisser and a brown nose ?
Depth perception .

truckinbutch · Dec 30, 2010

paratrooper said:
What separates a Coonass from a Dumass ? The Sabine River
What is the difference between a butt kisser and a brown nose ?
Depth perception .