FBI Internet Tracking

[Timberwolf]

What's that?
I was restocking my "Catcher in the Rye" collection...

 

[Timberwolf]

That is the rumor I heard.

 

[Lowbatts]

The little metal strip is actually a hybrid alloy replicated from material found at Roswell in the '47 ufo crash. It induces an energy field that allows for transmission of recently developed alien hybrid genetic material to be transmitted to and absorbed by your own DNA strings.

Notice those headaches you get when sitting near the speakers playing Ted Nugent at 200 or more decibels? You never used to get them, did you? Yeah, they got you in a stranglehold, baby.

 

[Beans]

We the FBI do not track your clicks. We they only monitor the bad guys. I the men in black FBI only monitor visit this site because we they like to metal detect.

The message below is for government eyes only. Please do not read.

Message to Flash:

Condor wants to come in from the cold.

 

[Timberwolf]

That happened to me at a B.T.O. concert once.

TW

 

[Lowbatts]

That happened to me at a B.T.O. concert once.

TW

B b b baby you ain't seen nothin' yet.