Michelle
Bronze Member
- May 7, 2006
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stoney56 said:Why I Love Saskatchewan
When it's springtime in Saskatchewan,
And the gentle breezes blow
About seventy miles an hour
And it's fifty-two below.
You can tell you're in Saskatchewan
'cause the snow's up to your butt
And you take a breath of springtime air
And your nose holes both freeze shut.
The weather here is wonderful
So I guess I'll hang around
I could never leave Saskatchewan
My feet are frozen to the ground!
stoney56 said:Addendum (provided by Robert Holman)....
Are you feeling old?
If not, consider this:
The people who are starting college this fall across the nation were born in 1980!
Jeffro said:You can tell this one's been floating around awhile
stoney56 said:These are the top ten signs that you are a detecting nut.
#10. A friend tells you his new girlfriend has double Ds and you assume she has purchased a new coil for her DFX.
#9. All of your pants have grass stains on the knees.
#8. Your trash cans are full of pulltabs and bottle caps, and you don't even drink.
#7. The toes are the first place that wear out on your shoes.
#6. You take a GPS with you to carnivals and fairs to get the coordinates for the wild rides and ticket booths.
#5. You have buckets of clad coins for door stops.
#4. Anytime you are walking you look at the ground.
#3. When you are in church and the minister says "Please be Seated" you respond with "Amen brother, or at least a Barber!"
#2. You think discrimination is a bad thing, only because it makes you miss small gold.
#1. When you are not out hunting, you are sitting in front of your computer reading and talking about it. (Like right now)