JunkShopFiddler
Bronze Member
- Feb 15, 2013
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- Detector(s) used
- Garrett GTP 1350
- Primary Interest:
- Metal Detecting
Most entertaining homeless guy I ever saw would find a couple he thought was on a date (because he figured the guy was more likely to be generous in front of her). He would walk up and say, "Sir, would you be kind enough to help out an unemployed magician?" Most guys would say, "sure, can you do a trick?"..."Yeah, my best trick is putting a dollar bill up my nose and making it come it my mouth!" Then the guys always say, "Man, I gotta see that, and hand him a dollar bill, (even better when the guy doesn't have a one and hands him a five or better.) Then the homeless guy would roll up the bill and stuff it in his nose and grunt and snort and snot all over the bill and pull it out of his nose and say, "Sorry man, didn't work that time". Then you should see their faces when the homeless guy tries to hand the snotty bill back to them...hee hee...classic, at least this guy was doing something for his money!