Is Your Bathroom Politically Correct?

[worldtalker]

Love your parallel to a recent presidential blathering. <lol>

M

Careful now,we all know this is a non-politcal forum,dang,don't get it yanked!

 

[releventchair]

Carereful now,we all know this is a non-politcal forum,dang,don't get it yanked!

Right,and besides there isn,t enough paper (or cobs)to clean up that mess!

 

[Moonrover]

Careful now,we all know this is a non-politcal forum,dang,don't get it yanked!

Oops, solly. I will work on being politically correct. But ... wait ... that is political too. Modern world is confusing to caveman. Too many rules. Can't even pee outside cave anymore. EPA say no. Wife say no pee inside cave.

M

 

[old digger]

Aren't we forgetting the ''Splash-n-Dash'' followed by the air dryer?

 

[Moonrover]

Aren't we forgetting the ''Splash-n-Dash'' followed by the air dryer?

Do real men actually do THAT? I mean ... maybe the Starbucks crowd, but us hardcore old timers?

M

 

[old digger]

No; Still a hardcore old-timer! Just opening up the playing field.

 

[stefen]

Yaaaa you walk funny.

Thats becuz he's a city boy and someone didn't tell him that the cob is swiped down the ole crack like a credit card...and not used as a plug...

 

[ticm]

Thats becuz he's a city boy and someone didn't tell him that the cob is swiped down the ole crack like a credit card...and not used as a plug...

Now you tell us.

 

[spartacus53]

You should ask Mr. Bean.. I'll bet he knows

 

[truckinbutch]

Cripes. ... you guys are wimps. Real men start with the slick pages of the Sears catalog then finish up with a sheet from the phone book.

M

Buddy,we didn't have phone books . We used corn cobs and did final with the Sears . Corset ads were saved for last . They were the best anatomical studies material available to us until we got into hands on research .

 

[Moonrover]

Buddy,we didn't have phone books . We used corn cobs and did final with the Sears . Corset ads were saved for last . They were the best anatomical studies material available to us until we got into hands on research .

Interesting, yes. Never thought about the less fortunate folks who did not have phone books. I must have been raised in a later time when catalogs had a few color pages. About age 13, I got pretty darned possessive about the cute dress model on page 28. Had that page tacked up on the back of the outhouse door until some sorry SOB ripped 'er down and wiped on 'er.

M

 

[stefen]

Thats becuz he's a city boy and someone didn't tell him that the cob is swiped down the ole crack like a credit card...and not used as a plug...

And for gosh sakes, whatever ya do, don't use it like a bottle brush either...