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Re: LOUISIANA BAYOU HUNT - DATE SET - APRIL '08 !
Well, some of his trouble could have been avoided if he had just laid down in the ER and moaned.
People do strange things when it comes to snakes, especially men. Women scream and run. Men say, "Hey, look what I got!"
True story. I brought my Yankee husband down here 11 years ago. He hated/hates spiders and snakes to the point of shaking with an encounter. Soooo, one day he says to me (out in the yard), "Hey, look what I got!"
Very calmly I asked him to put it down. He had this very small snake BY THE TAIL! It had been headed across the yard and under the house. He intercepted it. Again, I said, "Step back and drop it."
"Why," he asked. It's just going to go under the house and I don't want it to."
"Because it's a copperhead. See the nice gold head on it? DROP IT AND BACK AWAY. I DON'T CARE IF IT GOES UNDER THE HOUSE. JUST DROP THE DANGED THING!!!"
- Ladies, he's available.
Well, some of his trouble could have been avoided if he had just laid down in the ER and moaned.

People do strange things when it comes to snakes, especially men. Women scream and run. Men say, "Hey, look what I got!"
True story. I brought my Yankee husband down here 11 years ago. He hated/hates spiders and snakes to the point of shaking with an encounter. Soooo, one day he says to me (out in the yard), "Hey, look what I got!"
Very calmly I asked him to put it down. He had this very small snake BY THE TAIL! It had been headed across the yard and under the house. He intercepted it. Again, I said, "Step back and drop it."
"Why," he asked. It's just going to go under the house and I don't want it to."
"Because it's a copperhead. See the nice gold head on it? DROP IT AND BACK AWAY. I DON'T CARE IF IT GOES UNDER THE HOUSE. JUST DROP THE DANGED THING!!!"
- Ladies, he's available.