Make a Goofy Sentence Game

[LadyDigger]

This is funny, don't spoil the fun, and keep it going...

Pick the month you were born:
January-------I kicked
February------I loved
March--------I karate chopped
April----------I licked
May----------I jumped on
June----------I smelled
July-----------I did the Macarena With
August--------I had lunch with
September----I danced with
October-------I sang to President Carter
November-----I yelled at
December-----I ran over

Pick the day (number) you were born on:
1-------a fireman
2-------a monster
3-------a phone
4-------a fork
5-------a snowman
6-------a gangster
7-------my mobile phone
8-------my dog
9-------my best friends' boyfriend
10-------my neighbor
11-------my science teacher
12-------a banana
13-------a birdbath
14-------a stuffed animal
15-------a goat
16-------a pickle
17-------your mom
18-------a spoon
19-------a smurf
20-------a baseball bat
21-------a ninja is no match for me
22-------Chuck Norris
23-------a noodle
24-------a squirrel
25-------a football player
26-------my sister
27-------my brother
28-------an ipod
29-------a surfer
30-------a llama
31-------A homeless guy

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
White---------because I'm cool like that
Black---------because that's how I roll.
Pink-----------because I'm crazy. people often stop and stare
Red-----------because the voices told me to.
Blue-----------because I'm sexy and I do what I want
Green---------because I think I need some serious help.
Purple---------because I'm AWESOME!
Gray----------because Big Bird said to and he's my leader.
Yellow--------because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
Orange--------because my family thinks I'm stupid anyway.
Brown---------because I can
Other----------because I'm a Ninja!
None----------because I can't control myself!

Ann: "I jumped on a llama because I'm sexy and I do what I want."
Ron: "I licked a smurf because the voices told me to."

 

[Ray S S]

I danced with my mobile phone because I'm sexy and do what I want

Ray

 

[River Rat]

I did the Macarena With Chuck Norris because Big Bird said to and he's my leader.

RR

 

[Goodyguy]

I ran over my neighbor because I'm sexy and I do what I want!

 

[Cynangyl]

I did the macarena with an Ipod because I am awesome!! rofl

 

[Kentucky Kache]

I licked a monster, because that's how I roll.

 

[shaun7]

i had lunch with my mobile phone because the voices told me to!

 

[djduk00]

ummmm I ain't sayin but is 4/22/blue

 

[LadyDigger]

ummmm I ain't sayin but is 4/22/blue

OMG...LMAO.....can someone please pass a tissue! OMG!!!!

 

[Smee]

I danced with your mom because I can