Mothers Milk

[warsawdaddy]

Mother's Milk

Students in an advanced Biology class were taking their mid-term exam. The last question was, 'Name seven advantages of Mother's Milk'. It was worth 70 points or none at all. One student in particular was hard put to immediately think of seven advantages. He had written:

1.) It is perfect formula for the child.
2.) It provides immunity against several diseases.
3.) It is always the right temperature.
4.) It is inexpensive.
5.) It bonds the child to mother and vice versa.
6.) It is always available as needed.

And then, the student was stuck...

Finally, in desperation, just before the bell rang, he wrote...

7.) It comes in cute containers.


He got an A

 

[dnewbury2]

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And the containers come in all sizes.

 

[stefen]

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Then there is the 7-11 special...BIG GULP

 

[Jimi D Pirate]

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pints ,quarts & gallons ... their all nice containers!

 

[stefen]

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Then there are those that have rug burns because thay can't be restrained

 

[ivan salis]

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containers are easy to open and theres no need to boil the nipples either

 

[DANGLANGLEY]

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You guys are killing me, lol

 

[Smee]

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. . . and the thread came to a shreiking halt

 

[stefen]

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As I opened my eyes and said "Gag Me"

 

[Jimi D Pirate]

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Okay so much for the gallon containers!

 

[warsawdaddy]

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. . . and the thread came to a shreiking halt

Now you have gone to the 'industrial strength'packaging.

 

[stefen]

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Competition for the dairy industry...beef industry, tent and awning industry...and so on, and so on....

 

[truckinbutch]

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I've always been a sucker for all of them .

 

[stefen]

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I've always been a sucker for all of them .

You can hang your hat on that