NEW CONTEST

[against the wind]

Hillbilly impaired
Hey Prince,, you getting this??

 

[13dolphins1]

Gm wind....wait? Am I early?
Merry christmas eve to all and to all a good
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[against the wind]

GOOD MORNING TNET!!

 

[fish1on]

snowing here

 

[Hillbilly Prince]

In the spirit of the season I will not mention stuff.
To answer someone's question beer is food. Or a food group.
I got nothing but last.

 

[13dolphins1]

In the spirit of the season I will not mention stuff.
To answer someone's question beer is food. Or a food group.
I got nothing but last.

I will eat me some beer to help the Chrismas spirit flowing.
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[fish1on]

Just finished clearing off 8 of my neighbors driveways with the snow blower. I was feeling the seasonal spirit of giving and forgot that I was still healing from back procedure. Hurting now and wife yelled at me.

 

[Hillbilly Prince]

Just finished clearing off 8 of my neighbors driveways with the snow blower. I was feeling the seasonal spirit of giving and forgot that I was still healing from back procedure. Hurting now and wife yelled at me.

What is this "snow" you speak of

 

[Woodsy]

Merry Christmas Eve folks.

 

[13dolphins1]

Merry Christmas Eve folks.

You too
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[Hillbilly Prince]

Merry Christmas Eve. Merry Christmas.

Merry Last to me!

 

[13dolphins1]

Merry Christmas Eve. Merry Christmas.

Merry Last to me!

Merry Christmas eve
My gift to all is of me being
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[fish1on]

Merry Christmas eve everyone. I cannot wait to fill my freezer with reindeer. LOL

 

[13dolphins1]

Merry Christmas eve everyone. I cannot wait to fill my freezer with reindeer. LOL

I've sat out on our roof many a christmas eve trying to shoot me a reindeer to fill my freezer with meat. I have seen many a UFO but no reindeer as of yet.
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[Hillbilly Prince]

I am returning your gift of last, dolphin. Exchanging it for a Last sweater for me!
My sis-in-law is a moron.

 

[13dolphins1]

I am returning your gift of last, dolphin. Exchanging it for a Last sweater for me!
My sis-in-law is a moron.

What's wrong with mormons? Lmao
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[Hillbilly Prince]

What's wrong with mormons? Lmao
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Moromons are odd ducks. Do they celebrate Christmas?

 

[against the wind]

Well, all the adult envelopes are stuffed with a Christmas Card and a Scratch Off Lottery ticket. All the gifts are wrapped and tagged. Wouldn't you know it, I need one more "To / From tag and one more scratchie ticket and card. Into town I go. On Comet, on Prancer, and Blitzen, On Rudolf, on Alvin and,,, Alvin?? ALVINNNNNNN!!

 

[13dolphins1]

Well, all the adult envelopes are stuffed with a Christmas Card and a Scratch Off Lottery ticket. All the gifts are wrapped and tagged. Wouldn't you know it, I need one more "To / From tag and one more scratchie ticket and card. Into town I go. On Comet, on Prancer, and Blitzen, On Rudolf, on Alvin and,,, Alvin?? ALVINNNNNNN!!

Dont drive those reindeer over my house unless you want to try a reindeer steak.
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[Woodsy]

Santa's coming tonight.