NEW CONTEST

[NEPA History]

Ok, I'm in..

 

[Hillbilly Prince]

Might be pregnant with a humans baby! She had to escape and figure out how to escape the wood legged dog! As she was scanning the room for a escape route....she saw a rat hole along the wall of.the house. I've got to make it back to that hole and explain to Sam that I'm having a humanoid cat-baby! And I need a metal detector.....She just hoped she could get to Sam before he fell asleep as he has been known to sleep for days. Quickly she made a dash for it and just as she was getting to the rat hole......

Diablo lunged and his teeth clamped down on Tippy's
tail! Tippy scrambled desperately into the rat hole. As she emerged outside she realized part of her tail was missing and her ears had been scraped off on the narrow opening. As she stood gasping with pain and terror she saw the rat coming home from work. The rat looked at her.
"Diablo will eat your azz," he said. And as he disappeared Tippy realized the rat had no tail.
Tippy returned to the quiet dark home. Old Sam lay asleep on the couch still clutching an empty bottle of Old Coffin Varnish whiskey.
Tippy crept to the bathroom and dressed her wounds.
"How did I end up preggos?" She wondered aloud. Tippy still had trouble with the language.
She fixed a cold dinner of canned tuna and ate while trying to recall. Then her gaze fell upon one of Sam's well-worn vhs tapes which were scattered about the house. The barely legible title read as follows:
Easy Debbie. Golden Classic Series.
"Oh frack..." Suddenly she remembered the night she...

 

[13dolphins1]

Diablo lunged and his teeth clamped down on Tippy's
tail! Tippy scrambled desperately into the rat hole. As she emerged outside she realized part of her tail was missing and her ears had been scraped off on the narrow opening. As she stood gasping with pain and terror she saw the rat coming home from work. The rat looked at her.
"Diablo will eat your azz," he said. And as he disappeared Tippy realized the rat had no tail.
Tippy returned to the quiet dark home. Old Sam lay asleep on the couch still clutching an empty bottle of Old Coffin Varnish whiskey.
Tippy crept to the bathroom and dressed her wounds.
"How did I end up preggos?" She wondered aloud. Tippy still had trouble with the language.
She fixed a cold dinner of canned tuna and ate while trying to recall. Then her gaze fell upon one of Sam's well-worn vhs tapes which were scattered about the house. The barely legible title read as follows:
Easy Debbie. Golden Classic Series.
"Oh frack..." Suddenly she remembered the night she...

And Sam stayed up......Sam was telling her about his younger days and how he once visited a farm. During his visit he made a 'special" connection with a cow and as he was telling it the story he passed he something that was in a bag titled 'Catnip". Things were blurry from that moment on and bits and pieces were funneling through her head like a jigsaw puzzle. She decided the puzzle would have to wait.
Tippy realized that her prosthetic tail didn't look quite right but would half to do for now. She felt incredibly mad at Sam. The last time she was this mad she put some of her cat litter into Sam's box of cocoa puffs....and she decided that was a good plan of action for tonight as he was none the wiser.
After doing her "business" in Sam's cereal she remember her other neighbor had a detector as well. She quit coming around after Sam had talked to her and freaked her out one day but she use to walk to the local park to detect. So Tippy grabbed some cat chow and headed out the window with more screen.....as she was creeping over to her neighbors house she never even saw it coming.....that pesky Owl grabbed her up and into bvb the air they went......

 

[Honest Samuel]

Ok, I'm in..

We welcome you to this forum and to our website. Good hunting and good luck.

 

[13dolphins1]

Oh and last

 

[Honest Samuel]

Go to bed so I can be Last for the night.

 

[13dolphins1]

Zzzzzzzllllllaaaassssttttzzzzz

 

[Hillbilly Prince]

Ok, I'm in..

This is no challenge for the weak of heart. People have PERISHED while seeking to claim the one million dollar prize! Honest Samuel even vanished and only I and Valleyhunter can see him thanks yo a magic spell found on the internet. You may want to reconsider.

 

[Hillbilly Prince]

Samuel you won't last til midnight. Return tomorrow to discover what happened to the owl and the *****cat.
Last.

 

[13dolphins1]

Sam?
Last

 

[Hillbilly Prince]

Ok you got it til morning.

 

[sjvalleyhunter]

Last. I seem to always find myself there

 

[13dolphins1]

Yes....right in front of me who is
Last

 

[against the wind]

GOOD MORNING TNET !!

 

[13dolphins1]

Gm wind
Last

 

[Hillbilly Prince]

And Sam stayed up......Sam was telling her about his younger days and how he once visited a farm. During his visit he made a 'special" connection with a cow and as he was telling it the story he passed he something that was in a bag titled 'Catnip". Things were blurry from that moment on and bits and pieces were funneling through her head like a jigsaw puzzle. She decided the puzzle would have to wait.
Tippy realized that her prosthetic tail didn't look quite right but would half to do for now. She felt incredibly mad at Sam. The last time she was this mad she put some of her cat litter into Sam's box of cocoa puffs....and she decided that was a good plan of action for tonight as he was none the wiser.
After doing her "business" in Sam's cereal she remember her other neighbor had a detector as well. She quit coming around after Sam had talked to her and freaked her out one day but she use to walk to the local park to detect. So Tippy grabbed some cat chow and headed out the window with more screen.....as she was creeping over to her neighbors house she never even saw it coming.....that pesky Owl grabbed her up and into bvb the air they went......

The Owl's powerful wings carried him and his prey into the heights of the night sky. The lights of the town
became smaller and smaller until they resembled diamonds scattered on a black cloth.
Tippy could hardly enjoy the view as the talons sinking into her ribs caused excruciating pain, and the Owl's wings were beating the wounds on her tail and ears. Tippy twisted and attempted to bite the Owl,who responded by delivering a lpeck on the top of Tippy's head. Tippy's eyes crossed and she lost conciousness.
When she came to the sky was beginning to lighten in the East.
Goodbye Old Samuel, she thought. There seemed no escape now. She looked down at the planet she had adopted. The little s***-hole of a town,as she fondly called Samuel's village, was nowhere to be seen.
Her child would never know that crime-riddled dump with its colorful hobos urinating in the aisles of the Shoprite..
Below she saw fields and a farm house. A man was strolling to a barn. He looked up and spied the great Owl and Tippy hangly limply in the talobns.
The fellow raced to a truck and retrieved a shotgun.
"Beep! Oh beeping beep!" Tippy shrieked. She had learned to curse from watching broadcast television.
The Redneck raised his gun and the thunder of the shotgun's blast coincided with a burst of quail shot ripping into the pair.
A cloud of feathers and cat fur blossomed and then the Owl was falling toward Earth in a dizzy tailspin.
Unfortunately Tippy was clutched even tighter by the wounded Owl, and together they plunged through the roof of the Amish built barn with it's oak beams.
The victorious whoops of the Redneck almost drowned out the soubd of snapping oak.
Tippy struggled to a sitting position. She had landed in a fresh cow pie but she was free.
The featherless Owl also rose from the stinking pool of manure.
"Wow. That was a hoot," he said. Tippy snatched up a horseshoe and smacked the Owl between his eyes. As the Owl sank into the manure the barn doors opened and the Redneck strolled into the barn with his shotgun held ready.
Tippy could think of only one thing to do. She shape-shifted into a...

 

[Honest Samuel]

Just got up, Tippy is not eating. I fed the fish and will cook 2 eggs, 2 toasts, coffee or tea with juice.

 

[against the wind]

It's 90° out there. Feels like 95,,
Time for a nap.
Last

 

[Honest Samuel]

A very hot day in the great state of Connecticut. Got the AC on to keep Tippy cool.

 

[Raider19962]

_____________.

I don't believe it.