NEW CONTEST

Honest Samuel · Sep 4, 2018

At Last, it is time to make a appointment to see a eye doctor.

Honest Samuel · Sep 4, 2018

Where is everbody? Why are you hiding?

sjvalleyhunter · Sep 4, 2018

13dolphins1 · Sep 4, 2018

against the wind said:
But when she got to the neighbor's garage, she found Honest Sam making out with the neighbors wife. All the while, the neighbors wife was wearing a tin foil hat so as to avoid being detected by Tippy. Then suddenly the neighbor appeared to investigate all the commotion. He was furious.
Although upset by Honest Sam's infidelity, Tippy took a bite out of,

Sam's Privates! Sam ran like the wind back to his home while Tippy slyly slid behind a tool box to do some detecting once things settled down. If she could find their detector she would be all set to battle gene infamous Tinfoil hats made by that pesky PA man!
Tippy was waiting for the excitement to settle down from biting Sam's privates.....but seemed to be to comfortable and soon dozed of with a little nap of her own.
Suddenly, her eyes opened to total darkness and she was startled by a low growling coming from.....

Hillbilly Prince · Sep 4, 2018

Honest Samuel said:
At Last, it is time to make a appointment to see a eye doctor.

Darn right! You don't want to miss the next chapter!

13dolphins1 · Sep 4, 2018

13dolphins1 said:
Sam's Privates! Sam ran like the wind back to his home while Tippy slyly slid behind a tool box to do some detecting once things settled down. If she could find their detector she would be all set to battle gene infamous Tinfoil hats made by that pesky PA man!
Tippy was waiting for the excitement to settle down from biting Sam's privates.....but seemed to be to comfortable and soon dozed of with a little nap of her own.
Suddenly, her eyes opened to total darkness and she was startled by a low growling coming from.....

Come on people....I need to see what is growling at Tippy
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Hillbilly Prince · Sep 4, 2018

13dolphins1 said:
Sam's Privates! Sam ran like the wind back to his home while Tippy slyly slid behind a tool box to do some detecting once things settled down. If she could find their detector she would be all set to battle gene infamous Tinfoil hats made by that pesky PA man!
Tippy was waiting for the excitement to settle down from biting Sam's privates.....but seemed to be to comfortable and soon dozed of with a little nap of her own.
Suddenly, her eyes opened to total darkness and she was startled by a low growling coming from.....

the monstrous Lab-St. Bernard mix who belonged to the cheatin' neighbor lady. The beast had a wooden leg as a result of serving as one of two canines who had qualified as Navy Seals, and had earned the name "Sum Beech Diablo Dog" from the drug cartels.
There was a standing $250,000.00 dollar reward for the fabled warrior's demise. And this killing machine was staring at Tippy with long strands of saliva dripping from his fangs! There was no escape.
At that moment the sound of Honest Samuel's screams reached Tippy's ears. The doddering fool had probably applied alcohol to his privates. Tippy felt a tingle of panic as she...

against the wind · Sep 4, 2018

This story is starting to scare me.

13dolphins1 · Sep 4, 2018

Hillbilly Prince said:
the monstrous Lab-St. Bernard mix who belonged to the cheatin' neighbor lady. The beast had a wooden leg as a result of serving as one of two canines who had qualified as Navy Seals, and had earned the name "Sum Beech Diablo Dog" from the drug cartels.
There was a standing $250,000.00 dollar reward for the fabled warrior's demise. And this killing machine was staring at Tippy with long strands of saliva dripping from his fangs! There was no escape.
At that moment the sound of Honest Samuel's screams reached Tippy's ears. The doddering fool had probably applied alcohol to his privates. Tippy felt a tingle of panic as she...

Might be pregnant with a humans baby! She had to escape and figure out how to escape the wood legged dog! As she was scanning the room for a escape route....she saw a rat hole along the wall of.the house. I've got to make it back to that hole and explain to Sam that I'm having a humanoid cat-baby! And I need a metal detector.....She just hoped she could get to Sam before he fell asleep as he has been known to sleep for days. Quickly she made a dash for it and just as she was getting to the rat hole......

Hillbilly Prince · Sep 4, 2018

What the h€ll?! Did not see that coming. Wonder who the father is? Have my suspicions considering a certain fellow who seduces neighbor women. I got to ponder this.