Old sayings

Monkey see, monkey do.

Would you jump off a bridge if they told you to?

Go fly a kite.

stick it where the sun don’t shine.
 

Piddlin' around.
My dad used to say some boy wanted to squire a girl around.
Wore out his welcome. That barn -which just fell in- was standing on imagination.
Hotter than the hinges of Hell.
S***fire and damnation!
 

'Tater Time ... Now I'm hungry

'Tater job ... Man, I need one of those!
 

Where ever your at, there you are.
 

i'm not a doctor, but i'll take a look see !
 

just for kicks and giggles
 

shooby dooby bop a doo aaahhh !
 

Dirt poor...fit as a fiddle...lollygaggin...dog tired.
 

just the facts ma'am just the facts !
 

"Where the rubber meets the road!"

Keep it 'tween the ditches. (Don't wreck your truck)

Keep the shiny side up and the dirty side down. (Don't crash - see above)

Watch out for that roller skate (sub compact car) tryin to turn around at the 115 mile marker.

Wiggle wagon / widow maker (truck with more than one trailer in tow)

Wiggle wand (archaic term for "joystick")

Parking lot (Car hauler)

Tijuana Taxi (police car with lights flashing)

Evel Keneivel (Cop on a motorcycle)

Seat covers (pretty girl riding shotgun usually)

--- lots more, but likely boring to most.
 

Quit dawdleing ….don't dilly dally.....quit lollygagging

i do that alot since taking all them a'ds............................. now look where i'm at ? i gotta come here for kicks and giggles ?
 

Chicken Coop (Weigh station)

Comic book (Driver's Log Book --- "Ever try to keep three comic books straight?")

Cheese wagon (School bus)
 

do you swear to tell the truth the whole truth and nuthing but the truth ? well i think so ? i thought so.
 

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if i had a mind i'd tell ya what i think of ya.
 

the sky is falling the sky is falling. (i'm running around in circles screaming)why is'nt there a little chicken icon running around ? i dont know whether i'm coming or going. i took too many a.d's
 

i taught i taw a puddy cat..................................I DID I DID TAW A PUDDY CAT !
 

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