prospecting jokes

[KiddoTheMiner]

so I started this on my other account ten school decided to give me finals so I completely
forgot about it
so I've decided since I cant get out every day (or near as much as I should)
I need something to post, so ill just upload these whenever I get a chance

 

[KiddoTheMiner]

when you find hard packed course gravels


when there is a layer of silt directly underneath them

 

[KiddoTheMiner]

one does not simply fail at finding gold with a industrial dredge

oh really

 

[DizzyDigger]

That fellow is so lost you could shove a 2 oz. nugget up his arse
and a Minelab down his throat and he still couldn't find gold.

 

[NeoTokyo]

I got one that I just made for another thread about a Metal Detector Gold Pan, yes, I had fun. :}

 

[KiddoTheMiner]

how many miners does it take to change a light bulb

only 1 as long as that miner is Todd Hoffman because he weights as much three miners

 

[H&F909ORO]

how many miners does it take to change a light bulb only 1 as long as that miner is Todd Hoffman because he weights as much three miners

That was a good one.

 

[H&F909ORO]

I got one that I just made for another thread about a Metal Detector Gold Pan, yes, I had fun. :} <img src="http://www.treasurenet.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=1042357"/>

I saw this one. Creepy funny as Kevin put it.

 

[NeoTokyo]

Watching prospecting video's is like having sex, 10 minutes of work for 5 second of glory.

Tell me I'm wrong on this one, I dare ya! lol

 

[KiddoTheMiner]

Watching prospecting video's is like having sex, 10 minutes of work for 5 second of glory.

Tell me I'm wrong on this one, I dare ya! lol

Well i wouldn't know...

 

[jeff of pa]

When I saw the Title of this thread, First thing I expected to see
when I opened this was Todd Hoffman

 

[KiddoTheMiner]

 

[NeoTokyo]

Well i wouldn't know...

Why not? Never watched YouTube prospecting vids?

 

[Gold Maven]

What the frick? way too greasy to eat.

 

[DizzyDigger]

Watching prospecting video's is like having sex,
10 minutes of work for 5 second of glory.
Tell me I'm wrong on this one, I dare ya! lol

Neo, Kiddo is still a young man as yet unfamiliar with some
aspects of adult of life.

Kiddo: not to worry...you ain't missin' a thing.

 

[KiddoTheMiner]

Neo, Kiddo is still a young man as yet unfamiliar with some
aspects of adult of life.

Kiddo: not to worry...you ain't missin' a thing.

Well talking about it is just awkward for us "young men"

 

[H&F909ORO]

Adult humor, hard to not know these jokes when ya got 3 older brothers. People here are too damn clever.

 

[NeoTokyo]

lol, didn't know.

Neo, Kiddo is still a young man as yet unfamiliar with some
aspects of adult of life.

Kiddo: not to worry...you ain't missin' a thing.

 

[beekbuster]

he is missing out... missing out on lost weekends, never ending conversations, " youre always working and ..." ....and the ten seconds of glory