Riding a moped

[truckinbutch]

is similar to fornicating with a fat girl ......
It can be a lot of fun ; but , you don't want your buddies to catch you doing it .

 

[stefen]

Ya can't roll a moped in flour and look for the wet spot...where's the fun in that

 

[truckinbutch]

Ya can't roll a moped in flour and look for the wet spot...where's the fun in that

Idano Never tried rolling a moped in flour Can't see any benefit
to marking it's circumfrence with chalk , either .

 

[stefen]

Knowing you, the crack of Dawn is in trouble too

 

[Chug And Red]

OMG!!!! You guys crack me up, I was laughing so hard I snorted milk all over my laptop, thanks!!!!! Red

 

[truckinbutch]

Knowing you, the crack of Dawn is in trouble too

I'm "up" for it every morning

 

[stefen]

Knowing you, the crack of Dawn is in trouble too

I'm "up" for it every morning

In you're dreams

 

[truckinbutch]

Knowing you, the crack of Dawn is in trouble too

I'm "up" for it every morning

In you're dreams

Dreams never die , only the dreamer

 

[Woodland Detectors]

 

[stefen]

 

[aa battery]

reporting this post for termination

 

[stefen]

reporting this post for termination

Just cuz we saw you going down the alley with the fat chick on the back of your Moped!

Fess up...that was you wasn't it!

 

[aa battery]

ok yes it was me.

 

[truckinbutch]

ok yes it was me.

(smirks) So ; your friends caught ya doing both . Whatcha got to say for urself
now?

 

[stefen]

ok yes it was me.

(smirks) So ; your friends caught ya doing both . Whatcha got to say for urself
now?

Leave the boy alone... ya hear.

Ya might embarrass him into knotholing a fence

 

[aa battery]

IM a shell of a man

 

[stefen]

 

[ivan salis]

honestly I prefer plump gals for company ( so much I married my sweety)-- the thin ones stay that way by not eating -- because they do not eat their crabby all the time and since they can not eat --they do not want you to eat while around them ...so you wind up being hungry too --and since they starve to "look good" you gotta tell em how good they look non stop 24/7/365 and of course they blow lots of cash on the latest clothes to "look good"

fat girls like to eat --so you can eat while around them -- and since they like to eat many fat girls are good cooks as well --- most fats gals know their fat and because of this they are "happy" to have a fellow if he doesn't treat em like crap . and often they treat their man well so as not to lose them.

thin might be in --but fats where its at.

 

[aa battery]

honestly I prefer plump gals for company ( so much I married my sweety)-- the thin ones stay that way by not eating -- because they do not eat their crabby all the time and since they can not eat --they do not want you to eat while around them ...so you wind up being hungry too --and since they starve to "look good" you gotta tell em how good they look non stop 24/7/365 and of course they blow lots of cash on the latest clothes to "look good"

fat girls like to eat --so you can eat while around them -- and since they like to eat many fat girls are good cooks as well --- most fats gals know their fat and because of this they are "happy" to have a fellow if he doesn't treat em like crap . and often they treat their man well so as not to lose them.

thin might be in --but fats where its at.

i married that skinny girl ggggrrrrrrrrrrr

 

[stefen]

This skinny?