Silence is Golden

[sniffer]

An old couple is sitting in church one morning, listening to a sermon, when the wife whispers, "I just let out a silent fart. What should I do?"

Her husband whispers back, "Well, for starters, you can put a new battery in your hearing aid."

 

[stefen]

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[truckinbutch]

 

[spartacus53]