SPONTANEOUS COMBUSTION

[Frankn]

Well, it's official, In the past 300 years, 200 people have spontaneously combusted. I wonder how many cans of beans it takes? Frank

 

[Chadeaux]

Don't know, but I have been witness to the results. Not something you would want to see. It resembled a cremation except that most of the bones, though shrunken, were in tact.

Woman spontaneously combusted while driving on the interstate. The majority of the damage was contained to the driver's seat.

 

[stefen]

Well, lets see.

You start eating the frijoles and we'll video tape the results.

Y'all will need to but a bung in the bung place so there's no premature leak...member, no burping either...

Ready. Set. Go.

 

[onfire]

Know a couple of women who have to be rite on the edge .............HOT HOT HOT.

 

[Red James Cash]

I saw some experiments performed on that.They used pig bodies.The bodies actually burn like candles because of the fat content.Only a small flame and it eventually comsumed the whole body.

 

[smokeythecat]

I still think it's the beans.

 

[Chadeaux]

You must think it's a joke Smokey . . .

It isn't. It's real.

It isn't funny, real people died. Been witness to the aftermath of one and my wife's father was with someone at a party when she spontaneously combusted back in the 1950's.

 

[spartacus53]

What amazes me with this phenomenon is people can combusted right in their beds and the sheets are barely singed, if at all and they are charred beyond recognition.

 

[pat-tekker-cat]

You must think it's a joke Smokey . . .

It isn't. It's real.

It isn't funny, real people died. Been witness to the aftermath of one and my wife's father was with someone at a party when she spontaneously combusted back in the 1950's.

Whoa! Talk about a party trick!

I have sometimes wondered, could our internal gases and electrical signals from, perhaps the heart (or brain), just have an unfortunant meeting?