Oh ok. Since you used to live here, go right ahead and badmouth us Floridians.
Tell you what. You stay there in Californicate, and I'll stay here in Florida.
You know very well that it's not like you have a choice.
I usually pay the taxes on dad's place in person, and do whatever deferred maintenance that needs doing whenever I can at different times of the year. I'll tell you, that rascal spends his entire Social Security check on old ladies.....
And let's not forget I'm a Floridian also, that's one of the reasons that I know that Ponce de Leon wasn't at any time searching for the fountain of youth. They are sure to teach that to whom ever completes Floridian grade school.
I'm also a decorated United States veteran, and a proud American, Mexican , Texan, and Californian.
Now granted there are some Texans that would argue one of the above points, but then they could lose their job or apartment so they don't.
Even if they did, the professional licenses and state ID would prove them wrong.
Come to think of it there are also a whole lot of Mexicans that would argue against another one of the above points but then my citizenship would prove them wrong.
An insensitive self proclaimed "Floridian" that somehow feels comfortable proclaiming "bring it on" to the prospect of a severe hurricane hitting the shores of coastal Florida simply reinforces my case.
You and your buddies simply don't know any better.
Its a lot of reading huh?