Stupid Questions........

[truckinbutch]

Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?
Isn't it sour already?

So stupid people will throw it away and go buy new Job security for the manufacturer .

 

[bigscoop]

How did "Who" get on the darn bases in the first place?

The manager put him there ! Dincha pay attention ?

Who was the manager?

 

[truckinbutch]

How did "Who" get on the darn bases in the first place?

The manager put him there ! Dincha pay attention ?

Who was the manager?

Bud Abbot .

 

[bigscoop]

How did "Who" get on the darn bases in the first place?

The manager put him there ! Dincha pay attention ?

Who was the manager?

Bud Abbot .

Wish we had more of this stuff today........stupid as it was......it was GREAT!

 

[poorhunter78]

Why is an alarm clock going "off" when it actually turns on?

 

[truckinbutch]

If I pull the head off of Elvis and fill old Fred up to his nose in the Flintstone jelly glass jar will that cause me to spend more time on this thread ?

 

[truckinbutch]

Why is an alarm clock going "off" when it actually turns on?

Cause gettin its bell rung feels good to it too

 

[poorhunter78]

Why is an alarm clock going "off" when it actually turns on?

Cause gettin its bell rung feels good to it too

What if the clock don't have a bell, What if it sing's "Somewhere over the rainbow"?

 

[truckinbutch]

Why is an alarm clock going "off" when it actually turns on?

Cause gettin its bell rung feels good to it too

What if the clock don't have a bell, What if it sing's "Somewhere over the rainbow"?

Ummmm.............. Mebbie invest in another clock with ball...... I mean bells on it ?

 

[bigscoop]

If I pull the head off of Elvis and fill old Fred up to his nose in the Flintstone jelly glass jar will that cause me to spend more time on this thread ?

The fact that you even dare to come to this thread should answer that question.

 

[poorhunter78]

If love is blind, Then why is lingerie so popular?

 

[truckinbutch]

If love is blind, Then why is lingerie so popular?

It feels nice to the vision impaired

 

[bigscoop]

If love is blind, Then why is lingerie so popular?

Dude....."You're not the one who is suppose to wear it!"......Geeezzzz......

 

[poorhunter78]

If love is blind, Then why is lingerie so popular?

Dude....."You're not the one who is suppose to wear it!"......Geeezzzz......

Well Scoop! You remember those 3 sizes too big shirts truckin got fer xmas... Well that's what he gave me fer a goin out shirt last nite.. When I got to the tiki-bar.. He was a settin there in front of a pyramid of bud lite can's.. Well Yer doorman.. I wrapped him in that lingerie shirt, He thought he really could fly, Til he crash landed..

 

[bigscoop]

If love is blind, Then why is lingerie so popular?

Dude....."You're not the one who is suppose to wear it!"......Geeezzzz......

Well Scoop! You remember those 3 sizes too big shirts truckin got fer xmas... Well that's what he gave me fer a goin out shirt last nite.. When I got to the tiki-bar.. He was a settin there in front of a pyramid of bud lite can's.. Well Yer doorman.. I wrapped him in that lingerie shirt, He thought he really could fly, Til he crash landed..

"I" was that midget doorman! Which you might have noticed had you not been so interested in your large ladies! Watch your shins brother.....I'm a mean little kicker and tonight I'll wearing me best boots!

 

[poorhunter78]

If love is blind, Then why is lingerie so popular?

Dude....."You're not the one who is suppose to wear it!"......Geeezzzz......

Well Scoop! You remember those 3 sizes too big shirts truckin got fer xmas... Well that's what he gave me fer a goin out shirt last nite.. When I got to the tiki-bar.. He was a settin there in front of a pyramid of bud lite can's.. Well Yer doorman.. I wrapped him in that lingerie shirt, He thought he really could fly, Til he crash landed..

"I" was that midget doorman! Which you might have noticed had you not been so interested in your large ladies! Watch your shins brother.....I'm a mean little kicker and tonight I'll wearing me best boots!

What color Cape would you prefer flying in this evening 'ol buddy?

 

[stefen]

Always wondered why God made farts smell?

So the hearing impared can appreciate them too

 

[bigscoop]

If love is blind, Then why is lingerie so popular?

Dude....."You're not the one who is suppose to wear it!"......Geeezzzz......

Well Scoop! You remember those 3 sizes too big shirts truckin got fer xmas... Well that's what he gave me fer a goin out shirt last nite.. When I got to the tiki-bar.. He was a settin there in front of a pyramid of bud lite can's.. Well Yer doorman.. I wrapped him in that lingerie shirt, He thought he really could fly, Til he crash landed..

"I" was that midget doorman! Which you might have noticed had you not been so interested in your large ladies! Watch your shins brother.....I'm a mean little kicker and tonight I'll wearing me best boots!

What color Cape would you prefer flying in this evening 'ol buddy?

Blue!...no, wait.....Red!........no......how bout Blue & Red! No, wait.....maybe..Green!.......oh geezzz......I can't decided. Now you're really messing with my head!

 

[poorhunter78]

If love is blind, Then why is lingerie so popular?

Dude....."You're not the one who is suppose to wear it!"......Geeezzzz......

Well Scoop! You remember those 3 sizes too big shirts truckin got fer xmas... Well that's what he gave me fer a goin out shirt last nite.. When I got to the tiki-bar.. He was a settin there in front of a pyramid of bud lite can's.. Well Yer doorman.. I wrapped him in that lingerie shirt, He thought he really could fly, Til he crash landed..

"I" was that midget doorman! Which you might have noticed had you not been so interested in your large ladies! Watch your shins brother.....I'm a mean little kicker and tonight I'll wearing me best boots!

What color Cape would you prefer flying in this evening 'ol buddy?

Blue!...no, wait.....Red!........no......how bout Blue & Red! No, wait.....maybe..Green!.......oh geezzz......I can't decided. Now you're really messing with my head!

I'll make it easy, I will stay home tonite! Me think's you gots a concussion. No fun pickin on an injured man..

 

[stefen]

What do They call an over-sexed midget?