Don't sell your silver, trade it. Setup a company and trade your silver into the company then have the company sell the silver and give you what ever you would have bought back. Then report your silver and gold transactions at face value and claim the personal loss. The business would break even because revenue = expenses.
Heck why don't we ask our bosses to pay us in silver eagles? We could find ourselves pushing poverty level. For instance a $36,000/yr salary would show on a w-2 as $1000 because of the face value. You would get the earned income credit.
Then when you deduct the salary you pay your wife for maintaining the house, pay her in in fiat until your AGI is $0 and pay her in silver for the rest.
There is a law that states you can gift a spouse or children a certain amount, I think $16,000/yr , and they don't have to pay taxes on it. Why not give them 16,000 silver eagles.