The ANAA IS Finally Here

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[FONT=&quot]The Americans With No Abilities Act (ANAA)[/FONT][FONT=&quot][/FONT]

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[/FONT][FONT=&quot]President Barack Obama and the Democrat Senate are considering
sweeping legislation that will provide new benefits for many more
Americans. The Americans With No Abilities Act is being hailed as
a major legislative goal by advocates of the millions of Americans
who lack any real skills or ambition.

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[FONT=&quot]"Roughly 50 percent of Americans do not possess the competence and
drive necessary to carve out a meaningful role for themselves in
society," said California Sen. Barbara Boxer. "We can no longer
stand by and allow People of Inability (POI) to be ridiculed and
passed over. With this legislation, employers will no longer be
able to grant special favors to a small group of workers, simply
because they have some idea of what they are doing."
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[FONT=&quot]In a Capitol Hill press conference, House Speaker Nancy Pelosi and[/FONT]


[FONT=&quot]Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid pointed to the success of the
U.S. Postal Service, which has a long-standing policy of providing
opportunity without regard to performance. At the state government
level, the Department of Motor Vehicles also has an excellent record
of hiring Persons with No Ability (63 percent).

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[FONT=&quot]Under the Americans With No Abilities Act, more than 25 million
mid-level positions will be created, with important-sounding titles
but little real responsibility, thus providing an illusory sense
of purpose and performance.

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[FONT=&quot]Mandatory non-performance-based raises and promotions will be
given to guarantee upward mobility for even the most unremarkable
employees. The legislation provides substantial tax breaks to
corporations that promote a significant number of Persons of
Inability (POI) into middle-management positions, and give a tax
credit to small and medium-sized businesses that agree to hire one
clueless worker for every two talented hires.
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[FONT=&quot]Finally, the Americans With No Abilities Act contains tough new
measures to make it more difficult to discriminate against the
non-abled, banning, for example, discriminatory interview questions
such as, "Do you have any skills or experience that relate to
this job?"

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[FONT=&quot]"As a non-abled person, I can't be expected to keep up with people
who have something going for them," said Mary Lou Gertz, who lost
her position as a lug-nut twister at the GM plant in Flint, Mich.,
due to her inability to remember righty tighty, lefty loosey. "This
new law should be real good for people like me. I'll finally have
job security." With the passage of this bill, Gertz and millions
of other untalented citizens will finally see a light at the end
of the tunnel.

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[FONT=&quot]Said Sen. Dick Durbin,II: "As a senator with no abilities, I believe the
same privileges that elected officials enjoy ought to be extended
to every American with no abilities. It is our duty as lawmakers
to provide each and every American citizen, regardless of his or
her inadequacy, with some sort of space to take up in this great
nation and a good salary for doing so."

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[FONT=&quot]This message was approved by Jesse Jackson, Al Sharpton, Diane
Feinstein, Barbara Boxer, Nancy Pelosi, Harry Reid and Barack Obama.[/FONT][FONT=&quot][/FONT]

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[Dave44]

Is that the name of the push for raising minimum wage to 50$ an hour? I can't see private enterprise being able to afford it, But everyone knows the government can.

Wonder what the percentage of the population that works for the government already? I mean all of them. Not just the ones that have to get out of the bed? Include the ones that have nothing to do but eat and propagate.

Looks like the Gov has already created a job for them, because even if you employed them, they wouldn't work. Why change the name of the program?

 

[pat-tekker-cat]

I had also seen, where he has actually fulfilled prophecy! angels go Ahhhhhhhh

A 93-Year-Old Prophecy Comes To Pass

A Brilliant Prophecy From 93 Years Ago:

H.L. Mencken (born 1880 - died 1956) was a journalist, satirist, critic, and Democrat. He wrote this editorial while working for the Baltimore Evening Sun, which appeared in the July 26, 1920 edition.

"As democracy is perfected, the office of the President represents, more and more closely, the inner soul of the people. On some great and glorious day, the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last and the White House will be occupied by a downright fool and complete narcissistic moron."

---H.L. Mencken, The Baltimore Evening Sun, July 26, 1920

So it was written, and so it has come to pass.

 

[TheRingFinder]

Although, this is political satire, it isn't far away. The Left hates hardworking people. Every single Lefty I have ever met has wanted handouts. Pretty sad bunch. Pretty pathetic bunch. I am not talking about people who have a disability, my side takes care of the "true needy" with smiles on our faces.

 

[pat-tekker-cat]

RF,
the first thing my parents taught me, about being out on my own, was to "put your own roof over your own head".
They followed that up with, if you don't, there ain't no one else cares enough about you, to do it for you. And if someone does, they are the one that controls and pulls the strings.

I truly believe, it must be a horrible feeling and/or way to live, to be beholden to someone or know that you can't survive, by your own devices. (I'm speaking of the able-bodied, not our disabled or elderly)
Give a man a fish......... ya know.

 

[onfire]

I'll admit I knew this was a joke just wanted to get a left's view on this and have them waste some time blasting me. Guess they were a little slow this week.

 

[Old Bookaroo]

onfire:

Guess it was too subtle.

Good luck to all,

~ The Old Bookaroo

 

[pippinwhitepaws]

the ADA is the only reason I was allowed to attend school on any grade level...I failed to see the humor...though I know that was the object of the thread...
i'd list the issues...but it would just create a field day for hateful posts...
have a nice day.

 

[JunkShopFiddler]

Would someone pass a bill that sends gold rings to Americans who are tired of digging pull tabs?