The Bathroom Wall

[bigscoop]

........it's been suggested that my Tiki bar bathrooms need a white wall for all of my customer's doodling.....so, keeping it as clean and as family friendly as possible.........have at it. And don't steal the darn pen!

 

[DigginThePast]

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[truckinbutch]

Whutcha lookin up here for ?

Da joke's in your hand

 

[bigscoop]

If you can't hit the hole in the pot, you just drank the last drink we got!

 

[poorhunter78]

Don't put Cigarette buts in my Urinal, You want me to Pez in your ashtray!!

 

[truckinbutch]

MANAGEMENT AIMS TO KEEP THIS PLACE CLEAN !
If you aim , too , it will be much easier

 

[bigscoop]

(Management Reserves The Right To Edit Inappropriate Doodles)

 

[poorhunter78]

Glad I Used the Stall that had TP!!!

 

[bigscoop]

Dang Poorhunter........that was a brand new roll!

 

[truckinbutch]

Dang Poorhunter........that was a brand new roll!

Told ya he was full of ..it .

 

[bigscoop]

Dang Poorhunter........that was a brand new roll!

Told ya he was full of ..it .

....Whoooo.....I guess so!

 

[poorhunter78]

Dang Poorhunter........that was a brand new roll!

Told ya he was full of ..it .

....Whoooo.....I guess so!

HERE I SIT BROKEN HEARTED! CAME TO $h!t BUT ONLY FARTED!!!

 

[truckinbutch]

I'm not as concerned with what's written on the wall as I am with learning the name of the dastardly villain that Superglued that silver halfdollar to the bottom of the pot ! Got both sleeves wet to the elbows and broke 3 fingernails and the son of a gun is still stuck fast

 

[poorhunter78]

I'm not as concerned with what's written on the wall as I am with learning the name of the dastardly villain that Superglued that silver halfdollar to the bottom of the pot ! Got both sleeves wet to the elbows and broke 3 fingernails and the son of a gun is still stuck fast

Wife just restocked me with 2 new tubes of Krazy Glue!!

 

[stefen]

I'm not as concerned with what's written on the wall as I am with learning the name of the dastardly villain that Superglued that silver halfdollar to the bottom of the pot ! Got both sleeves wet to the elbows and broke 3 fingernails and the son of a gun is still stuck fast

Ya need a straw ya fool!

Suck all the water up first and that way ya don't get yur prissy shirt wet...sorry, I meant to drop the "R" out of prissy

 

[truckinbutch]

I'm not as concerned with what's written on the wall as I am with learning the name of the dastardly villain that Superglued that silver halfdollar to the bottom of the pot ! Got both sleeves wet to the elbows and broke 3 fingernails and the son of a gun is still stuck fast

Ya need a straw ya fool!

Suck all the water up first and that way ya don't get yur prissy shirt wet...sorry, I meant to drop the "R" out of prissy

Well whyinell weren't you there to help me ? I can't suck as good as Californians can

 

[bigscoop]

I'm not as concerned with what's written on the wall as I am with learning the name of the dastardly villain that Superglued that silver halfdollar to the bottom of the pot ! Got both sleeves wet to the elbows and broke 3 fingernails and the son of a gun is still stuck fast

Ya need a straw ya fool!

Suck all the water up first and that way ya don't get yur prissy shirt wet...sorry, I meant to drop the "R" out of prissy

Dude! That's Brilliant! Butch, we have loads of straws at the bar!

 

[stefen]

I'm not as concerned with what's written on the wall as I am with learning the name of the dastardly villain that Superglued that silver halfdollar to the bottom of the pot ! Got both sleeves wet to the elbows and broke 3 fingernails and the son of a gun is still stuck fast

Ya need a straw ya fool!

Suck all the water up first and that way ya don't get yur prissy shirt wet...sorry, I meant to drop the "R" out of prissy

Well whyinell weren't you there to help me ? I can't suck as good as Californians can

Weren't there cuz I knowed about the superglue trick...

Almost peed myself laughing so hard seeing you diggin around in the slop jar

 

[poorhunter78]

For the short guy with the enlargement problem: If your Petersshort and your pressure's weak, Step up close or you'll Pizzon your feet..

 

[truckinbutch]

I'm not as concerned with what's written on the wall as I am with learning the name of the dastardly villain that Superglued that silver halfdollar to the bottom of the pot ! Got both sleeves wet to the elbows and broke 3 fingernails and the son of a gun is still stuck fast

Ya need a straw ya fool!

Suck all the water up first and that way ya don't get yur prissy shirt wet...sorry, I meant to drop the "R" out of prissy

Well whyinell weren't you there to help me ? I can't suck as good as Californians can

Weren't there cuz I knowed about the superglue trick...

Almost peed myself laughing so hard seeing you diggin around in the slop jar

Only defense I can offer is that drunk logic is often fallible .