THE CHISHOLM TRAIL HUNT

Well,it's gettin' closer! Noodle,I hope Dan has the resin on that bow,we might set him and Ros up on the street with a tin cup.All you that will be new to the A$$ fraternity,you'll learn the secret handshake,otherwise,after popping several cool ones,you won't be able to find any A$$.I think if enough of us show up early enough,we can turn Caldwell upside down.Cattle-drive?WE can have a stampede if those nose flutes are put into action.
 

warsawdaddy said:
Well,it's gettin' closer! Noodle,I hope Dan has the resin on that bow,we might set him and Ros up on the street with a tin cup.All you that will be new to the A$$ fraternity,you'll learn the secret handshake,otherwise,after popping several cool ones,you won't be able to find any A$$.I think if enough of us show up early enough,we can turn Caldwell upside down.Cattle-drive?WE can have a stampede if those nose flutes are put into action.

I love this - every day I check to see who (or what) has posted here last - and my first thought is always, oh gawd, now what! :P

Just in case, I've got some rosin - and I even know where it is (in this house, that's a miracle). Nose flutes on my list - y'want some kazoos, too? Oh, will also look for a tin cup; that has possibilities...

I can't WAIT!

HH
Nan ;D ;D ;D
 

warsawdaddy said:
Well,it's gettin' closer! Noodle,I hope Dan has the resin on that bow,we might set him and Ros up on the street with a tin cup.All you that will be new to the A$$ fraternity,you'll learn the secret handshake,otherwise,after popping several cool ones,you won't be able to find any A$$.I think if enough of us show up early enough,we can turn Caldwell upside down.Cattle-drive?WE can have a stampede if those nose flutes are put into action.

Stretch and I are planning on being there positively by 5:00 if not earlier.
 

You all crack me up and I can't wait to meet everyone.
Stretchmodel
 

warsawdaddy said:
Is it a 'digger' or a relic shovel? And does it have a glove compartment? Is it ambidextrous?Does it have a headlight?

Those are all terrific questions, WSD!
For my order, I need a relic 'shovel' and it needs to be one of the left handed varieties and a headlight would just be the icing on the cake! ;D

Thanks, Nana ;D
 

A relic shovel would be nice...does it come equipped with an automatic digger option? After this weekend, thats what I decided would be handy. ;D
 

Nana40 said:
warsawdaddy said:
Is it a 'digger' or a relic shovel? And does it have a glove compartment? Is it ambidextrous?Does it have a headlight?

Those are all terrific questions, WSD!
For my order, I need a relic 'shovel' and it needs to be one of the left handed varieties and a headlight would just be the icing on the cake! ;D

Thanks, Nana ;D

Speaking of icing - you should want it to have a 'Lil Debbies' holder!
 

eagle77 said:
A relic shovel would be nice...does it come equipped with an automatic digger option? After this weekend, thats what I decided would be handy. ;D

No kidding, we went huntin last night and the ground was litterally like concrete! I think BB fogot to mention that you may need a special license to use our digger!
 

mastereagle22 said:
eagle77 said:
A relic shovel would be nice...does it come equipped with an automatic digger option? After this weekend, thats what I decided would be handy. ;D

I think BB fogot to mention that you may need a special license to use our digger!

Requirements for the license?

10 day Waiting period, Background Check, Safety Course, Proper retention device, Can not carry in Gov't Buildings, churches, schools, parks and wherever alcoholic beverages are distributed, etc.? ;D ;D
 

I'm gonna try and make the 'Border Queen Revue' @1200 on Fri.That's lunch and the gals are dressed old timey saloon type,right?Think I'll pass on the quilt things.The city wide garage sales will be ok,I'll try and take in all 5 of those.And should be able to do the sidewalk sales,as they only have one sidewalk.And of course the cattledrive!Hope none of our ladies wear any big flat earrings,don't want them to get mistaken for an ear tag during the 'drive'.Guess I'll have to make the motel by 11am to make the 'lunch & Revue' at 12.I'll probably find Noodle, Nana,and Ros at the bake sale.I'll look for ME and BB also.They shouldn't be hard to spot with one wearing a tutu and the other wearing zipper-pull earrings and evening gloves and pushing a 'digger' with training wheels.
 

eagle77 said:
mastereagle22 said:
eagle77 said:
A relic shovel would be nice...does it come equipped with an automatic digger option? After this weekend, thats what I decided would be handy. ;D

I think BB fogot to mention that you may need a special license to use our digger!

Requirements for the license?

10 day Waiting period, Background Check, Safety Course, Proper retention device, Can not carry in Gov't Buildings, churches, schools, parks and wherever alcoholic beverages are distributed, etc.? ;D ;D


Let's just say that a govt agency that doesn't exist will be on hand to issue a permit to anyone who may want to purchase and use our digger! :D :D
 

warsawdaddy said:
Nana40 said:
warsawdaddy said:
Is it a 'digger' or a relic shovel? And does it have a glove compartment? Is it ambidextrous?Does it have a headlight?

Those are all terrific questions, WSD!
For my order, I need a relic 'shovel' and it needs to be one of the left handed varieties and a headlight would just be the icing on the cake! ;D

Thanks, Nana ;D

Speaking of icing - you should want it to have a 'Lil Debbies' holder!

Yeah! That too! ;D

Speaking of bake sale, I don't know if I am going to make all these events. :-\ If I leave here on Thursday around noon, I might make the Friday night deal. :P :D
 

Nana,it's only 750mi from Birmingham.That's 13hrs at the most.No problem!Meet ya at the 'Border Queen Revue'for lunch!(Charlie buys).
 

WSD, Dan and I will be there at noon with bells on! Don't know if I can find my evening gloves or not, but I'll look for 'em! ;) ;D No bake sale for me, either! Would rather watch some hysterical historical stuff!

Noodle
 

warsawdaddy said:
Nana,it's only 750mi from Birmingham.That's 13hrs at the most.No problem!Meet ya at the 'Border Queen Revue'for lunch!(Charlie buys).

Kewl! I'll be there with bells on ;D

Nan
 

We would have to leave a 6AM to get there about noon but I don't see that happening. We will probably roll into town about 2PM. If I recognize any of you from the Pics I have seen I will surely say HOWDY! Is there a secret handshake, password or anything I should know about before I meet ya? I don't have to wear bells do I? I have heard the CTH gang is a secret society even the government knows little about.
 

By the time I wrestle one of them gals for her garter,we may get in trouble,but Burdie said just use his name and everything will be ok,right,Burdie?And if Charlie doesn't make it,we'll just put everything on the tab and Burdie will take care of it.Now,who else is gonna be there,raise your hand?
 

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